Bill Nighy (back to the B list / N list)

Richard: [Pointing at a helicopter] You ever been in one of these things?

Kim: Yeah, we have one at home. This one's pretty small actually.

Richard: Do we pay extra for irony?

Kim: No, the irony's free, it's the sarcasm you're paying for. Ironically...

Slartibartfast: Ever heard of a place... I think it's called Norway? That was one of mine. I got an award for it.

Slartibartfast: You must come with me, quickly or, or you'll be late!

Arthur: Late for what?

Slartibartfast: What? Oh, no...What is your name, earthman?

Arthur: Dent. Arthur Dent.

Slartibartfast: Late, as in the late Dentarthurdent. It's a kind of threat, you see.

Parkinson: This must be a very exciting moment for you, fighting for the Christmas number one. How's it looking so far?

Billy Mack: Very bad indeed. Blue are outselling me five to one. But I'm hoping for a late surge. And if I reach number one, I promise to sing the song stark naked on TV on Christmas Eve.

Parkinson: Do you mean that?

Billy Mack: Well of course I mean it. Do you want a preview? You old flirt.

DJ: Well. Thanks for that, Bill.

Billy Mack: For what?

DJ: Well, for actually giving a real answer to a question. Doesn't often happen here on "Radio Watford" I can tell you.

Billy Mack: Ask me anything you like, I'll tell you the truth.

DJ: Uh... best shag you've ever had?

Billy Mack: Britney Spears.

DJ: Wow!

Billy Mack: No, only kidding. She was rubbish.

Dec: Billy, I believe you've brought a prize for our competition winners.

Billy Mack: Yes I have, Ant or Dec. It's a personalised felt tip pen.

Billy Mack: Hiya kids. Here is an important message from your Uncle Bill. Don't buy drugs. Become a pop star, and they give you them for free.