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Kingpin: How do you kill a man without fear?
Bullseye: By putting the fear in him.
Jerry Dandrige: Hey, guy. You've been watching me. I've been watching you. Your mom. There's a kind of neglect. Gives off a kind of scent. And your girl? She is ripe. It's on you to look out for them because there are a lot of bad people out there, Charlie.
Bobby Pellitt: I'm a green belt, motherfucker!
Ken: You coming up?
Ray: What's up there?
Ken: Well, the view.
Ray: The view of what? The view of down here? I can see that down here.
Ken: Ray, you're about the worst tourist in the whole world!
Ray: Ken, I grew up in Dublin. I love Dublin. If I'd grown up on a farm, and was retarded, Bruges might impress me. But I didn't, so it doesn't!
Ray: They're filming midgets!
Ken: C'mon, let's go back to the room.
Ray: Fuck off, Ken, they're filming midgets.
Overweight Man: Been to the top of the tower?
Ray: Yeah, it's rubbish.
Overweight Man: The guide book says it's a must see.
Ray: Buddy, you're not going up there.
Overweight Man: Why is that?
Ray: I'm not being funny, it's all windy stairs...
Overweight Man: What are you trying to say?
Ray: What am I trying to say? You's a bunch of fuckin' elephants.
Ray: Why didn't you wave hello to me today when I waved hello to you today?
Jimmy: I was on a very strong horse tranquilizer today; Wasn't waving hello to anybody. Except... maybe to a horse.
Ken: We shall strike a balance between culture and fun.
Ray: Somehow, Ken, I believe that the balance shall tip in the favor of culture, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw.
James Clayton: Would I have to kill anyone?
Walter Burke: Would you like to?
James Clayton: All I know about the CIA is that they're a bunch of fat, old white guys who fell asleep when we needed them most.
Walter Burke: All right, your objective: Reach the parking lot with an asset who intends to have sex with you.
James Clayton: You want us to pick up a girl?
Walter Burke: Five, actually. One each.
Marty: That's just fucking great! Oh great! Do you know what that is?
Marty: Do you know what that is?
Marty: That's just fucking great!
Zachariah: I'm going to be over to kill you Tuesday.
Marty: That's good, I'm not doing anything Tuesday.
Marty: How are you ever gonna get a job, Billy, if you break the director guy's nose before you even got the part?
Billy: I didn't mean to break his nose. His nose was just in the middle of where I was punching.
Charlie: Should've brought that gun along, buddy.
Marty: I don't believe in them.
Charlie: In guns? You don't believe in guns? They ain't fucking leprechauns, you dumb Mick.