Nicolas Cage (back to the N list / C list)

[Poe is looking out of the back of the plane at the DEA agent's car tethered to it, flapping about.]

Cameron Poe: On any other day, that might seem strange.

The Accountant: Wouldn't wanna be you when Satan finds out!

Milton: What's he gonna do, not let me back in?

Piper: Gimme one good reason I shouldn't shoot you in the face.

Milton: I'm driving.

Piper: You know what I mean!

Damon Macready: Tool up, honey bunny. It's time to get bad guys.

FBI: Here are your options. Door number one you go to prison for a very long time, door number two you help us get back the declaration from Ian, and you'll still go to prison for a very long time, but you'll feel good inside.

Ben Gates: Is there a door that doesn't lead to prision?

FBI: Someone's gotta go to prison, Ben.

Riley Poole: Asuming Ben's theory is correct and my tracking model's accurate, we should be getting very close. But don't go by me, I broke a shoelace this morning. It's a bad omen.

Ian How: Should we turn around and go home?

Ben Gates: Or we could just pull over and throw him out here.

Riley Poole: Ha, ha, ha, okay.

Ben Gates: Well Riley, you're not missing that small, windowless cubicle we found you in are you?

Riley Poole: No, no. Absolutely not.

Stanley Goodspeed: I'll do my best.

John Mason: Your "best"! Losers always whine about their "best"! Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.

Stanley Goodspeed: Carla was the prom queen.

John Mason: Really?

[Goodpseed cocks his gun.]

Stanley Goodspeed: Yeah.

Stanley Goodspeed: Well, I'm one of those fortunate people who like my job, sir. Got my first chemistry set when I was seven, blew my eyebrows off, we never saw the cat again, been into it ever since.

Dave Stutler: I'm afraid of flying on planes!

Balthazar Blake: Well, today's your lucky day 'cause I brought an eagle.

Balthazar Blake: You're a bad liar, Dave. That's good.