Mistakes in films/shows featuring Johnny Depp
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| Title | Mistakes | Trivia | Pictures | Corrections | Quotes | Easter eggs | Trailer |
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| Blow | 16 | 4 | 8 | ||||
| The Brave | 1 | ||||||
| Charlie and the Chocolate Factory | 26 | 12 | 3 | 61 | 20 | Yes | |
| Chocolat | 23 | 3 | |||||
| Corpse Bride | 13 | 4 | 4 | 9 | 1 | ||
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| Cry-Baby | 4 | 2 | |||||
| Donnie Brasco | 15 | 3 | 6 | ||||
| Ed Wood | 6 | 3 | 6 | ||||
| Edward Scissorhands | 16 | 6 | 1 | 11 | |||
| Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas | 18 | 9 | 8 | ||||
| Finding Neverland | 8 | 2 | 2 | 3 | |||
| From Hell | 13 | 3 | 15 | 1 | |||
| A Nightmare on Elm Street | 62 | 21 | 3 | 9 | Yes | ||
| The Ninth Gate | 14 | 1 | 4 | ||||
| Once Upon a Time in Mexico | 43 | 10 | 5 | 16 | Yes | ||
| Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest | 123 | 15 | 3 | 37 | 14 | 5 | Yes |
| Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl | 225 | 36 | 43 | 184 | 16 | 6 | |
| Platoon | 24 | 4 | 7 | 2 | |||
| Secret Window | 16 | 10 | 2 | 25 | Yes | ||
| Sleepy Hollow | 30 | 12 | 4 | 22 | |||
| What's Eating Gilbert Grape | 8 | 4 | |||||
Films/shows directed/created by Johnny Depp
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| Title | Mistakes | Trivia | Pictures | Corrections | Quotes | Easter eggs | Trailer |
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| The Brave | 1 |
Quotes from Johnny Depp
Below are a few quotes involving Johnny Depp - click the movie's title to view the complete list. If you think their finest moments are missing from the full list, just click "contribute" to submit something new.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory quotes
Willy Wonka: Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable, but that is called canibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.
Mrs. Gloop: Zen he vil be made into strawberry flavoured chocolate coated fudge?
Willy Wonka: Of course not. I can't let thet happen. Can you imagine Augustus flavoured chocolate coated fudge? Ew.
Veruca Salt: Daddy, I want one of those squirrels! Get me one of those squirrels!
Mr. Salt: All right dear. Mr. Wonka, how much for one of your squirrels? Name your price.
Willy Wonka: Oh, they're not for sale. She can't have one.
Veruca Salt: Daddy!
Willy Wonka: [impersonating Mr. Salt] I'm sorry, darling, Mr. Wonka's being unreasonable.
Grandpa Joe: Mr. Wonka, I don't know if you remember me, but I used to work here in the factory.
Willy Wonka: Were you one of those despicable spies who everyday tried to steal my life's work and sell it to those parasitic copycat candy making cads?
Grandpa Joe: No, sir.
Willy Wonka: Then wonderful, welcome back.
Willy Wonka: All right, let's start the tour.
Violet Beauregarde: Wait, don't you want to know our names?
Willy Wonka: I can't see why that would possibly make any difference.
Violet Beauregarde: Are they real people?
Willy Wonka: Of course they're real people. They're Oompa Loompas. Straight from Loompaland.
Mr. Teavee: There's no such place.
Willy Wonka: Excuse me?
Mr. Teavee: Mr Wonka, I teach high school geography.
Willy Wonka: Well, then, you'll know all about it and what a terrible place it is.
Willy Wonka: This is the puppet hospital and burns unit. It's relatively new.
Willy Wonka: Chewing gum is really gross, chewing gum I hate the most.
Mike Teavee: There's a big difference between waves and particles. For one thing...
Willy Wonka: [interrupting] MUMBLER! Seriously, I cannot understand a word you're saying!
Charlie: So... if I go with you, to live in your factory, I'll never see my family again?
Willy Wonka: Yeah! Consider that a bonus!
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest quotes
Gibbs: So we're setting out to find whatever this key unlocks!
Jack Sparrow: No. If we don't have a key, we can't open whatever it unlocks, so what purpose would be served in finding whatever needs to be unlocked without first having found the key that unlocks it?
Gibbs: So, we're going to find this key?
Jack Sparrow: What good is a key if we have nothing for the key to unlock? Please try to keep up!
Jack Sparrow: Come to join my crew, lad? Well, welcome aboard!
Elizabeth Swann: I've come to find the man I love!
Jack: I'm deeply flattered, son, but my first and only love is the sea.
Elizabeth: Meaning William Turner, Captain Sparrow.
Jack: Elizabeth? You know, those clothes do NOT flatter you at all!
Elizabeth: Jack, I know Will set out to find you. Where is he?
Jack: Darling, I am truly unhappy to have to tell you this, but through an unfortunate and entirely unforseeable series of circumstances that have nothing whatsoever to do with me...poor Will was press-ganged into Davy Jones's crew.
Elizabeth Swann: You're a good man Jack.
Jack Sparrow: all evidence to the contrary.
Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum always gone? That's why.
Jack Sparrow: Elizabeth! (Turns around to face Gibbs) Hide the rum.
Jack Sparrow: Mr. Gibbs! We have our heading!
Gibbs: Finally!
Jack Sparrow: Hey Squidhead! I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt! Guess what's inside of it?!
Jack Sparrow: Tiki tiki liki liki! Snip snip unic! (To Will) Save me.
Jack Sparrow: I want my jar of dirt.
Jack Sparrow: Elizabeth, these clothes really don't suit you. It's either a dress or nothing. And I just so happen to have nothing inside my cabin.
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl quotes
Elizabeth Swann: That's it, then? That's the secret grand adventure of the infamous Jack Sparrow - you spent three days lying on a beach drinking rum?
Jack Sparrow: Welcome to the Caribbean, love.
Jack Sparrow: But why is the rum gone?
Will Turner: He roped a couple of sea turtles? What did he use for rope?
Jack Sparrow: Human hair. From my back.
Elizabeth Swann: But you were marooned on this island before, weren't you? So we can escape in the same way you did then.
Jack Sparrow: To what point and purpose, young missy? The Black Pearl is gone. Unless you have a rudder and a lot of sails [eying Elizabeth's chest] hidden in that bodice. Unlikely! Young Mr. Turner will be dead long before you can reach him.
[Barbossa is about to kill Will, but Jack shows up.]
Barbossa: It's not possible!
Jack Sparrow: Not probable.
Will Turner: Where's Elizabeth?
Jack Sparrow: She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word, really. Except for Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman.
Jack Sparrow: I'll tell ya mate, if every town in the world were like this one, no man would ever feel unwanted. [Sees woman.] Scarlett!
[Scarlett slaps Jack's face and walks away.]
Jack Sparrow: Not sure I deserved that. [Another woman walks over.] Giselle!
Giselle: Who was she?
Jack Sparrow: What?
[Giselle slaps Jack's face and walks away.]
Jack Sparrow: I may have deserved that.
[Later in the film, Jack removes someone's hat to reveal a woman underneath.]
Jack Sparrow: Anamaria!
[Anamaria slaps Jack's face.]
Will Turner: I suppose you didn't deserve that one either.
Jack Sparrow: No. That one I deserved.
Elizabeth Swann: Mr Sparrow, the entire British navy is looking for me, this signal is over a thousand feet high, do you really think there is no chance they will see it?
[Jack makes some threatening moves towards Elizabeth, then storms off up the beach. Walking backwards looking at her, he then turns around to see a huge ship moored, with a row boat coming to rescue them. He turns back to look at Elizabeth Swann.]
Jack Sparrow: There'll be no living with her after this!
Jack Sparrow: Me I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly it's the honest ones you have to watch out for, you never can predict if they're going to do something incredibly stupid.
Jack Sparrow: Now you can either accept that your father was a pirate and a good man, or me I could just leave you there to drown. Your choice.
Jack Sparrow: One question about your business, boy, or there's no use going: This girl... how far are you willing to go to save her?
Will Turner: I'd die for her.
Jack Sparrow: Oh good. No worries then.