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[Peaches has just been born.]
Sid: It's a boy!
Diego: That's its tail.
Sid: It's a girl!
Gus: From now on, the only person who gets to yell is me. Why? Because I have a gun. People with guns get to do whatever they want. Married people without guns - for instance, you - DO NOT get to yell. Why? NO GUNS! No guns, no yelling. See? Simple little equation.
Rose: You're a "Wong"?
Gus: Well, my mother was Irish.
Rose: And your father?
Gus: I have a gun. It's loaded. Shut up.