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Maxwell Smart: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
The Chief: I don't know. Were you thinking "Holy shit, holy shit! A swordfish almost went through my head"? Because if you are, then we're on the same page.
Agent 23: If we don't follow rules, then who are we?
The Chief: I'll tell you who we're not. We're not people who shove staples into other people's heads! That's CIA crap!