Aaron Eckhart (back to the A list / E list)

SSgt. Michael Nantz: We are not dying here, Lockett!

SSgt. Michael Nantz: Stavrou, Harris, the lieutenant needs recon on a bus. If it runs, bring it back here... Either of you know how to hotwire a bus?

Cpl. Kevin Harris: Um, Stavrou can. He's from Jersey, sir.

Dr. Josh Keyes: So what's this about then?

FBI Agent: We don't know. You have higher security clearance than us.

Dr. Josh Keyes: I have security clearance??

FBI Agent: Yes sir, we're just here to take you to your jet.

Dr. Josh Keyes: I have a jet?!

Bartender: Dent! I thought you were dead!

Harvey Dent: Half...

Harvey Dent: You're Alfred, right?

Alfred Pennyworth: Yeah.

Harvey Dent: [about Rachel] Any psychotic ex-boyfriends I should know about?

Alfred Pennyworth: You have no idea.

Harvey Dent: Rachel's told me everything about you.

Bruce Wayne: I certainly hope not.

Harvey Dent: You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

Harvey Dent: The night is darkest just before the dawn. And I promise you the dawn is coming.

Harvey Dent: What was that name you all had for me down at the D.A.'s office? Say it. SAY IT!

Commissioner Gordon: Two Face, Harvey Two Face.

Nick Naylor: The message Hollywood needs to send out is 'Smoking Is Cool!'

Jeff Megall: Sony has a futuristic sci-fi movie they're looking to make.

Nick Naylor: Cigarettes in space?

Jeff Megall: It's the final frontier, Nick.

Nick Naylor: But wouldn't they blow up in an all oxygen environment?

Jeff Megall: Probably. But it's an easy fix. One line of dialogue. 'Thank God we invented the... you know, whatever device.'

Nick Naylor: Now what we need is a smoking role model. A real winner.

Jeff Megall: Indiana Jones meets Jerry Maguire.

Nick Naylor: Right, on two packs a day.

Nick Naylor: My job requires a certain... moral flexibility.

Joey Naylor: Dad, why is the American government the best government?

Nick Naylor: Because of our endless appeals system.

Nick Naylor: You know the guy who can pick up any girl? I'm him on crack.

Nick Naylor: Don't forget, I'm his father, you're just the guy who fucks his mom.

Nick Naylor: How many deaths does alcohol cause each year, a hundred thousand? That's what, like twelve hundred a day? That's hardly a tragedy.

B.R.: Bitch!

Nick Naylor: Whore!

Nick Naylor: So you guys aren't mad at me for calling us the M.O.D. squad?

Bobby Jay Bliss: Actually the guys at the office liked it. We're having t-shirts made. I'll get you one.