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Apt Pupil 2 1
Friends 1013 56 181 326 30 4
Madagascar 12 7 2 23 3 2
Six Days, Seven Nights 26 1 8 2

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Run, Fat Boy, Run 3 2 2 1

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Friends quotes

Ross: I would date her, but there is a big age difference.

Joey: Well think about it - when you're 90...

Ross: I know, she'll be 80 and it won't be such a big difference.

Joey: No, that's not what I was going to say at all. What I was going to say is, when you're 90 you'll still have the memory of what it was like to be with a 20-year-old.

Monica: What happened to your teeth?

Ross: I whitened them.

Chandler: Really?

Ross: Yeah, what... what do you think?

Monica: Well, uh, I think I shouldn't look directly at them.

Ross: Come on, seriously.

Monica: Ross, they're really, really, really white!

Chandler: Yeah, what was wrong with your old... human teeth?

Ross: Well, I did leave the gel on a little longer than it said to.

Monica: How much longer?

Ross: Uh, uh.... a day.

Monica: Ross, you know that tonight is your date with Hillary?

Ross: I know! That's why I did it! Come on, are they really that bad?

Chandler: No. No, no, no, you'll be fine. Hilary's blind, right?

Monica: She will be after tonight.

Monica: Hey Joey, what would you do if you were omnipotent?

Joey: Probably kill myself.

Monica: Excuse me?

Joey: Hey, if little Joey's dead then I've got no reason to live.

Ross: Joey, OM-nipotent.

Joey: You are? Oh Ross, I'm sorry.

Ross: Rach, did you proofread these?

Rachel: Uh. yeah, why?

Ross: Uh, nothing, I'm sure they'll be impressed with your excellent compuper skills.

Rachel: Oh my God. Oh, do you think it's on all of them?

Joey: Oh no. I'm sure the Xerox machine caught a few.

Ross: Do you have a minute? I'd like to talk to you about something I'm really uncomfortable talking about.

Joey: Sure. How about uh, you showering with your mom?

Ross: I actually had a topic in mind!