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Quotes from Courteney Cox

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Ace Ventura: Pet Detective quotes

Melissa: You really love animals, don't you?

Ace Ventura: If it gets cold enough.

Friends quotes

[After Chandler's just mocked Monica for being fat in an old home movie.]

Monica: Shut up, the camera adds 10 pounds!

Chandler: So how many cameras are actually on you?

Monica: Fine, judge all you want to, but [to Ross] married a lesbian, [to Rachel] left a man at the altar, [to Phoebe] fell in love with a gay ice dancer, [to Joey] threw a girl's wooden leg in a fire, [to Chandler] LIVE IN A BOX!

Monica: What happened to your teeth?

Ross: I whitened them.

Chandler: Really?

Ross: Yeah, what... what do you think?

Monica: Well, uh, I think I shouldn't look directly at them.

Ross: Come on, seriously.

Monica: Ross, they're really, really, really white!

Chandler: Yeah, what was wrong with your old... human teeth?

Ross: Well, I did leave the gel on a little longer than it said to.

Monica: How much longer?

Ross: Uh, uh.... a day.

Monica: Ross, you know that tonight is your date with Hillary?

Ross: I know! That's why I did it! Come on, are they really that bad?

Chandler: No. No, no, no, you'll be fine. Hilary's blind, right?

Monica: She will be after tonight.

Monica: Hey Joey, what would you do if you were omnipotent?

Joey: Probably kill myself.

Monica: Excuse me?

Joey: Hey, if little Joey's dead then I've got no reason to live.

Ross: Joey, OM-nipotent.

Joey: You are? Oh Ross, I'm sorry.

Rachel: Can you believe what a jerk Ross was being?

Monica: Yeah, I know. He can get really competitive.

Phoebe: Ha, haha.

Monica: What?

Phoebe: Oh, hello, kettle? This is Monica. You're black.

Ben: Are you for Hanukkah, too? Because I'm part Jewish!

Ross: [Dressed as the "Holiday Armadillo"] You are? Me too!

Monica: Because... armadillos also wandered in the desert?

Ross: You wanna wander in the hall?

Monica: All right, I've got a leg, 3 breasts and a wing.

Chandler: How do you find clothes that fit?

Scream 4 quotes

Gale Weathers-Riley: Dewey, what's going on?

Sheriff Dewey Riley: That is not public information.

Gale Weathers-Riley: It's all over the Internet!

Sheriff Dewey Riley: It is?