Jennifer Aniston (back to the J list / A list)

Nicole Hurley: Life is making mistakes.

Milo Boyd: And death is wishing you had made more.

Rachel: You guys, guess what guess what guess what?

Chandler: What, the fifth dentist caved and now they're all recommending trident?

Rachel: No accountants. Oh, and no one from, like, "legal." I don't like guys with boring jobs.

Chandler: Oh, and Ross was like what, a lion tamer?

Rachel: Can you believe what a jerk Ross was being?

Monica: Yeah, I know. He can get really competitive.

Phoebe: Ha, haha.

Monica: What?

Phoebe: Oh, hello, kettle? This is Monica. You're black.

Ross: Rach, did you proofread these?

Rachel: Uh. yeah, why?

Ross: Uh, nothing, I'm sure they'll be impressed with your excellent compuper skills.

Rachel: Oh my God. Oh, do you think it's on all of them?

Joey: Oh no. I'm sure the Xerox machine caught a few.

Rachel: Hey, Chandler. Monica just broke my seashell lamp.

Chandler: Neat. I'm gonna die alone!

Rachel: Okay, you win.

Joey: What are you doing?

Rachel: Well, I was thinking of moving the couch over here.

Joey: Why would you wanna do that?

Rachel: So that there would be a decent place for me to sit.

Joey: Rach, there is a decent pla...

Rachel: And your lap does not count.

Joey: Do you know something?

Rachel: Do you know something?

Joey: I might know something.

Rachel: I might know something too.

Joey: What's the thing you know?

Rachel: Oh no, I can't tell you until you tell me what you know.

Joey: I can't tell you what I know.

Rachel: Well then I can't tell you what I know.

Joey: Okay, fine. [Pause.] You don't know!

Rachel: All right, how about I go over there and I will walk into Chandler's bedroom and I will see that thing that I think that I know is actually the thing that I think that I know!

Joey: [gasps] YOU KNOW!!!!

Rachel: Hi! I just want to apologize. I'm really sorry I was a baby.

Phoebe: That's ridiculous Rachel, we were all babies once.

Rachel Green: Oh my God, I'm Kip.

Joey Tribianni: You're not Kip.

Rachel Green: Do you even know who Kip is?

Joey Tribianni: Who cares? You're Rachel. Who's Kip?

Chandler Bing: Kip was my old roommate.

Joey Tribianni: Oh, THAT poor bastard.

Rachel: You idiot!

Chandler: I'm sure you're right, but why?

Julia Harris: Well Shabbat Shalom, somebody's circumcised!

Katherine: I'm just happy to hear that his thing-a-ding can still ring-a-ding.

Joanna: How dare you judge me! You are just this penny-stealing, wannabe criminal man.

Peter Gibbons: Well, that may be, but at least I never slept with Lumbergh.