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Chris Rock (back to the C list / R list)

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Title Mistakes Trivia Pictures Corrections Quotes Easter eggs Trailer
Bad Company 27 2
Death at a Funeral (2010) 1 Yes
Dogma 31 15 4 23 44 3
Grown Ups 5 6 3 Yes
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 34 25 3 17 11
Lethal Weapon 4 30 4 4 11
The Longest Yard (2005) 17 1 2 7
Madagascar 13 7 2 22 3 2
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa 7 3 3 5 Yes
New Jack City 6 1
Nurse Betty 2 1 1
Osmosis Jones 7 1 5
Sgt. Bilko 3 1

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Head of State 12

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Death at a Funeral (2010) quotes

Aaron: Let me get this straight: our dad was "bromantically" involved with a guy that could fit in his pocket, and you're mad because he's white?

Dogma quotes

Bethany: Wait a minute. Christ. You know Christ?

Rufus: KNOW Him? Shit, nigga owes me 12 bucks!

Jay: Yo man, tell me something about me.

Rufus: You masturbate more than anyone on the planet.

Jay: Aw fuck, everyone knows that. Tell me something nobody knows.

Rufus: When you do it, you're thinking about guys.

Jay: Dude, not all the time.

Rufus: Are you saying you believe?

Bethany: No. But I have a good idea.

Rufus: You know what the dead do with most of their time? They watch the living. Especially in the shower.

Jay: I can't wait to die.

Bethany: You were martyred?

Rufus: That's one way of putting it. Another way of putting it would be to say that I was bludgeoned to death by huge fucking rocks.

Grown Ups quotes

Deanne McKenzie: How about I take you out for a date night every Thursday?

Kurt McKenzie: Well, Thursday night is Grey's Anatomy, but any other night would be great.

Lethal Weapon 4 quotes

Lee Butters: You have the right to remain silent. So shut the fuck up. You have the right to an attorney. If you can't afford an attorney, we will provide you with the dumbest fucking lawyer on Earth. If you hire Johnny Cochrane, I'll kill you!

Lee Butters: Somebody took my phone number and called Afghanistan. Afghanastan. I've never talked to anyone in Afghanistan, I don't know nobody in Afghanistan, and even if did know anyone, I wouldn't talk to their Afghan ass for three hours! I won't talk to my daddy for three hours!

Leo Getz: Hey Riggs, who's the perp? What did ya bust him for?

Lee Butters: Oh, I'm a perp? You see a young brother in the back of a police car, automatically I'm a perp. Look at my suit, look at my tie. What do I look like, the fuckin' Crip's accountant? Look at this badge, bitch. Check out the gun.

Lee Butters: It's about time they poured in some new blood. I just don't want it coming out of me.

Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa quotes

Alex: I wanna prove to my dad that I'm a *real* lion.

Marty: As opposed to what, a *chocolate* lion?