James Franco (back to the J list / F list)

Aron Ralston: Hey there, Aron! Is it true that you didn't tell anyone where you were going?

Aron Ralston: You know, I've been thinking. Everything is... just comes together. It's me. I chose this. I chose all this. This rock... this rock has been waiting for me my entire life. It's entire life, ever since it was a bit of meteorite a million, billion years ago. In space. It's been waiting, to come here. Right, right here. I've been moving towards it my entire life. The minute I was born, every breath that I've taken, every action has been leading me to this crack on the outer surface.

Aron Ralston: I'm in pretty deep doodoo here.

Aron Ralston: Don't lose it. Aron, do not lose it.

Aron Ralston: Good morning, everyone! It's 6:45 Tuesday morning in BJ Canyon! The weather is great. I figure by now that Leona, my housemate - Hi, Leona! - has missed me hopefully since I didn't show up last night. Another hour and a half they'll miss me for not showing up at work... Hi, Brion at work! Best case scenario is they notify the police and after a 24 hour hold they file a report, a missing person's report. Which means noon tomorrow it's official that I'm gone. I do still have the tiniest bit of water left. Well, actually, I've resorted... I've had a couple pretty good gulps of urine that I saved in my Camelbak. I sort of let it distill... It tastes like hell.

Scott Smith: Are you on uppers or something?

Harvey Milk: No, this is just plain old me.

Harvey Milk: Forty years old and I haven't done a thing that I'm proud of.

Scott Smith: You keep eating this cake, you're not going to make it to fifty.

Oz: I don't want to be a good man... I want to be a great one.

Oz: I might not actually be a wizard...

Glinda: Yes, but they don't know that.

Oz: How hard can it be to kill a Wicked Witch?

Oz: Where's your broom?

Theodora: You don't know much about witches, do you?

Steven Jacobs: You used an untested drug on your father. I could end your career with one phone call.

Will Rodman: Let me save you the trouble. I quit.

Will Rodman: You want me to take him? I can't take care of a monkey.

Robert Franklin: He's not a monkey! He's an ape.

Will Rodman: At age 3, Caesar has completed puzzles ages 8 and up. He has been displaying cognitive skills that far exceed that of a human counterpart.

Isolde: How many have you loved before me?

Tristan: None.

Isolde: And after me?

Tristan: None.

Tristan: I don't know if life is greater than death, but love was greater than either.

Leezar: I'm here to steal a beautiful virgin that looks just. Like. Her.

Fabious: And how do you plan to do that?

Leezar: Magic. Motherfucker.

Fabious: Brother, do you see what I see?

Thadeous: You're making a fool of yourself. Handle your shit, Fabious, please.

Fabious: You have to suck out the venom!

Thadeous: I don't want to do it, you do it!

Fabious: I can't suck my own venom!

Thadeous: Yes you can! I'll help you! Suck it! Suck your venom!

Fabious: I can't reach it with my mouth!

Thadeous: Courtney, suck the venom!

Courtney: But I've never...

Thadeous: SUCK IT!