Jack Black (back to the J list / B list)

Shifu: This could be the end of Kung Fu.

Po: But I just got Kung Fu !

Shifu: And now, you must *save* it !

Po: Ah. My old enemy... stairs.

Po: The only thing that matters is what you choose to be now.

Dewey Finn: Your kids have all really touched me, and I'm pretty sure that I've touched them.

Dewey Finn: God of Rock, thank you for this chance to kick ass. We are your humble servants. Please give us the power to blow people's minds with our high voltage rock. In your name we pray. Amen.

Dewey Finn: [raising his first three fingers] Read between the lines!

Ned Schneebly: I'm not paying your share of the rent. I don't know...maybe you should sell one of your guitars or something.

Dewey Finn: What? Would you tell Picasso to sell his guitars?

Dewey Finn: This school is tough, it will challenge your brain, your mind, and your head.

Jeff Portnoy: Alpa, if you untie me, I will literally suck your dick, right now.

Alpa Chino: Man, I told you for the last time, I love tha pussy!

Jeff Portnoy: I'll cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe, and swallow the gravy. Get it over here, buddy. Let's do this.

Oh: I'm a virgin by choice.

Zed: Ha. Not your choice!

Zed: You could be my right-hand man.

Oh: I've seen what you do with your right hand. No, thank you.

Zed: I'm sorry. I wasn't listening. All my brain blood was in my boner.