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Quotes from Richard Pryor
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See No Evil, Hear No Evil quotes
Dave: Tell me the first thing that pops in your head.
Wally: Pussy!
Dave: And then one day, my wife turned into this remarkable creature that could sit on the end of a broom stick and take off. She could actually achieve flight.
Wally: I think I was married to that woman once.
Dave: Small world.
Wally: I hear prison isn't so bad if you like it up the butt.
Wally: These streets are bumpy.
Dave: You're driving on the sidewalk!
Wally: [yelling in Dave's ear] Shazaam! Can you hear me?
Dave: Wally! I heard you!! I heard your voice!
Wally: Hooray! You can hear me!
Dave: What?
Wally: You can hear me!
Dave: No, schmuck, I'm deaf!! I'm deaf! Now do you get it?
Superman III quotes
Gus Gorman: I don't want to go to jail because there are robbers and rapers and rapers who rape robbers.
Ross Webster: What will it do?
Gus Gorman: Anything I tell it.
Ross Webster: What will it do for me?
Gus Gorman: For you, it will do anything you tell me to tell it to do for you.