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Christine Collins: The boy they brought back is not my son.
Christine Collins: Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.
Christine Collins: I used to tell Walter, "Never start a fight... but always finish it." I didn't start this fight... but by God, I'm going to finish it.
Christine Collins: He's not my son.
Capt. J.J. Jones: Mrs. Collins...
Christine Collins: No, I don't know why he's saying that he is, but he's not Walter and there's been a mistake.
Capt. J.J. Jones: I thought we agreed to give him time to adjust.
Christine Collins: He's three inches shorter; I measured him on the chart.
Capt. J.J. Jones: Well, maybe your measurements are off. Look, I'm sure there's a reasonable explanation for all of this.
Christine Collins: He's circumcised and Walter isn't.
Capt. J.J. Jones: Mrs. Collins, your son was missing for five months, for at least part of that time in the company of an unidentified drifter. Who knows what such a disturbed individual might have done. He could have had him circumcised. He could have...
Christine Collins: ...made him shorter?
John: That's the second time you've tried to kill me today.
Jane: Oh, come on. it was just a little bomb.
Jane: There's this huge space between us, and it just keeps filling up with all the things we don't say to each other. What's that called?
John: Come to Daddy...
[Jane beats him onto the floor.]
Jane: Who's your Daddy now?
Jane: What's her name and social secrity number?
John: No, you're not going to kill her.
Orlov: The name of the agent is Evelyn Salt.
Evelyn Salt: My name is Evelyn Salt.
Orlov: Then you are a Russian spy.