Brad Pitt (back to the B list / P list)

Osbourne Cox: Give me the CD!

Chad Feldheimer: As soon as you give us the money, dickwad!

Linda Litzke: I'm really looking for a guy with a sense of humor.

Chad Feldheimer: That guy, wait, that guy wasn't bad.

Linda Litzke: Him?

Chad Feldheimer: No before.

Linda Litzke: Him?

Chad Feldheimer: Umm, he might not be a loser...

Linda Litzke: How can you tell?

Chad Feldheimer: That's a Brioni suit.

Linda Litzke: Yeah?

Chad Feldheimer: Shit yeah!

Linda Litzke: Does he look like he would have a sense of humor?

Chad Feldheimer: Looks like his optometrist has a sense of humor.

Chad Feldheimer: Osbourne Cox? I thought you might be worried... about the security... of your shit.

Osbourne Cox: If you ever carried out your proposed threat you would experience such a shitstorm of consequences my friend, your empty little head would be spinning faster than the wheels of your Schwinn bicycle back there.

Chad Feldheimer: Y-you think that's a Schwinn?

Linda Litzke: You should put up a note in the ladies locker room.

Chad Feldheimer: Put up a note? "Highly classified shit found: Raw intelligence shit, CIA shit?" Hello, anybody lose their secret CIA shit? I don't think so!

Benjamin Button: My name is Benjamin Button, and I was born under unusual circumstances. While everyone else was agin', I was gettin' younger... all alone.

Daisy: You're so young.

Benjamin Button: Only on the outside.

Benjamin Button: Along the way you bump into people who make a dent on your life. Some people get struck by lightning. Some are born to sit by a river. Some have an ear for music. Some are artists. Some swim the English Channel. Some know buttons. Some know Shakespeare. Some are mothers. And some people can dance.

Benjamin Button: It's a funny thing about comin' home. Looks the same, smells the same, feels the same. You'll realize what's changed is you.

Benjamin Button: You can be mad as a mad dog at the way things went; you can swear and curse the fates - but when it comes to the end, you have to let go.

Benjamin Button: For what it's worth, it's never too late, or in my case too early, to be whoever you want to be. There's no time limit... start whenever you want... you can change or stay the same. There are no rules to this thing. We can make the best or the worst of it. I hope you make the best of it. I hope you see things that stop you. I hope you feel things that you never felt before. I hope you meet people with a different point of view. I hope you live a life that you're proud of and if you find that you're not, I hope you have the strength to start all over again.

Benjamin Button: I was thinking how nothing lasts, and what a shame that is.

Daisy: Some things last.

Daisy: Would you still love me if I were old and saggy?

Benjamin Button: Would you still love ME if I were young and had acne? When I'm afraid of what's under the stairs? Or if I end up wetting the bed?

Benjamin Button: I wanna remember us just as we are now.

Daisy: Goodnight Benjamin.

Benjamin Button: Goodnight Daisy.

Tyler Durden: This is your life and it's ending, one minute at a time.

Tyler Durden: I want you to do me a favour.

Narrator: Yeah, sure.

Tyler Durden: I want you to hit me as hard as you can.

Narrator: What?

Tyler Durden: I want you to hit me as hard as you can.

Tyler Durden: The first rule of fight club: You don't talk about fight club. The second rule of fight club: You do NOT talk about fight club.

Tyler Durden: WOAH! You just shot at your imaginary friend next to a truck full of 400lbs of nitroglycerine!

Metro Man: We all know how this ends: with you behind bars!

Megamind: Oooh, I'm shaking in my custom baby seal leather boots!

John: That's the second time you've tried to kill me today.

Jane: Oh, come on. it was just a little bomb.

John: Come to Daddy...

[Jane beats him onto the floor.]

Jane: Who's your Daddy now?

Rusty Ryan: Are you alright?

Danny Ocean: Yeah, um, I just bit into a red pepper.

Rusty Ryan: Is that... are you... are you watching Oprah?

Turk Malloy: I don't care if it gets messy.

Virgil Malloy: I'll drive you. We'll get him leaving his barber.

Livingston Dell: And I'll inject him.

Basher Tarr: And I'll find a spot to get rid of the body.

Rusty Ryan: All valid ideas. Great initiative. But...

Rusty Ryan: Well, she said she liked surprises...

Danny Ocean: Uhuh, and?

Rusty Ryan: When I gave her one, she dropped the remote on the table and I put the towel back on.

Rusty Ryan: Turn the machine off guys.

Turk Malloy: It is off.

Rusty Ryan: Are you kidding?

Turk Malloy: Does it sound like I'm laughing, sweetheart?

Rusty Ryan: Relationships can be...

Danny Ocean: Sure.

Rusty Ryan: But they're also...

Danny Ocean: That's right.

Danny Ocean: Alright, well... I'll see you when I see you

Rusty Ryan: Hey, next time? Try keeping the weight off in between.

Danny Ocean: Hey. Settle down. Have a couple of kids.

Linus Caldwell: You ever notice that Tess looks...

Rusty Ryan: Ooh, don't ever ask that. Ever. Seriously. Not to anyone, especially not to her.

Linus Caldwell: Wait, why not?

Rusty Ryan: Look, it's not in my nature to be mysterious. But I can't talk about it and I can't talk about why.

Linus Caldwell: What did I say?

Danny Ocean: You called his niece a whore.

Rusty Ryan: A very cheap one.

Danny Ocean: She's seven.

Virgil Malloy: Doesn't this guy believe in fresh air?

Rusty Ryan: He opens the second floor window every now and then.

Virgil Malloy: What does that mean?

Rusty Ryan: It means he opens the second floor window every now and then.

Rusty Ryan: Of course, we haven't considered the most obvious solution.

Danny Ocean: Oh yeah?

Rusty Ryan: We could turn ourselves in. Go to jail. Nothing Benedict could do to us there.

Danny Ocean: Yeah, good idea. We all go to the cops and confess to the Bellagio robbery. That averages twenty years for grand larceny for each of us. Yeah, that'd teach him.

Hector: You speak of war as if it's a game. But how many wives wait at Troy's gates for husbands they'll never see again?

Achilles: Perhaps your brother can comfort them. I hear he's good at charming other men's wives.

Achilles: Before my time is over, I will look down upon your corpse and smile.