Brad Pitt (back to the B list / P list)

Osbourne Cox: Give me the CD!

Chad Feldheimer: As soon as you give us the money, dickwad!

Linda Litzke: I'm really looking for a guy with a sense of humor.

Chad Feldheimer: That guy, wait, that guy wasn't bad.

Linda Litzke: Him?

Chad Feldheimer: No before.

Linda Litzke: Him?

Chad Feldheimer: Umm, he might not be a loser...

Linda Litzke: How can you tell?

Chad Feldheimer: That's a Brioni suit.

Linda Litzke: Yeah?

Chad Feldheimer: Shit yeah!

Linda Litzke: Does he look like he would have a sense of humor?

Chad Feldheimer: Looks like his optometrist has a sense of humor.

Chad Feldheimer: Osbourne Cox? I thought you might be worried... about the security... of your shit.

Osbourne Cox: If you ever carried out your proposed threat you would experience such a shitstorm of consequences my friend, your empty little head would be spinning faster than the wheels of your Schwinn bicycle back there.

Chad Feldheimer: Y-you think that's a Schwinn?

Linda Litzke: You should put up a note in the ladies locker room.

Chad Feldheimer: Put up a note? "Highly classified shit found: Raw intelligence shit, CIA shit?" Hello, anybody lose their secret CIA shit? I don't think so!

Benjamin Button: My name is Benjamin Button, and I was born under unusual circumstances. While everyone else was agin', I was gettin' younger... all alone.

Daisy: You're so young.

Benjamin Button: Only on the outside.

Benjamin Button: Along the way you bump into people who make a dent on your life. Some people get struck by lightning. Some are born to sit by a river. Some have an ear for music. Some are artists. Some swim the English Channel. Some know buttons. Some know Shakespeare. Some are mothers. And some people can dance.

Benjamin Button: It's a funny thing about comin' home. Looks the same, smells the same, feels the same. You'll realize what's changed is you.

Benjamin Button: You can be mad as a mad dog at the way things went; you can swear and curse the fates - but when it comes to the end, you have to let go.

Tyler Durden: This is your life and it's ending, one minute at a time.

Tyler Durden: I want you to do me a favour.

Narrator: Yeah, sure.

Tyler Durden: I want you to hit me as hard as you can.

Narrator: What?

Tyler Durden: I want you to hit me as hard as you can.

Tyler Durden: The first rule of fight club: You don't talk about fight club. The second rule of fight club: You do NOT talk about fight club.

Tyler Durden: WOAH! You just shot at your imaginary friend next to a truck full of 400lbs of nitroglycerine!

Metro Man: We all know how this ends: with you behind bars!

Megamind: Oooh, I'm shaking in my custom baby seal leather boots!

John: That's the second time you've tried to kill me today.

Jane: Oh, come on. it was just a little bomb.

John: Come to Daddy...

[Jane beats him onto the floor.]

Jane: Who's your Daddy now?

Rusty Ryan: Are you alright?

Danny Ocean: Yeah, um, I just bit into a red pepper.

Rusty Ryan: Is that... are you... are you watching Oprah?

Turk Malloy: I don't care if it gets messy.

Virgil Malloy: I'll drive you. We'll get him leaving his barber.

Livingston Dell: And I'll inject him.

Basher Tarr: And I'll find a spot to get rid of the body.

Rusty Ryan: All valid ideas. Great initiative. But...

Rusty Ryan: Well, she said she liked surprises...

Danny Ocean: Uhuh, and?

Rusty Ryan: When I gave her one, she dropped the remote on the table and I put the towel back on.

Rusty Ryan: Turn the machine off guys.

Turk Malloy: It is off.

Rusty Ryan: Are you kidding?

Turk Malloy: Does it sound like I'm laughing, sweetheart?

Rusty Ryan: Relationships can be...

Danny Ocean: Sure.

Rusty Ryan: But they're also...

Danny Ocean: That's right.

Linus Caldwell: You ever notice that Tess looks...

Rusty Ryan: Ooh, don't ever ask that. Ever. Seriously. Not to anyone, especially not to her.

Linus Caldwell: Wait, why not?

Rusty Ryan: Look, it's not in my nature to be mysterious. But I can't talk about it and I can't talk about why.

Linus Caldwell: What did I say?

Danny Ocean: You called his niece a whore.

Rusty Ryan: A very cheap one.

Danny Ocean: She's seven.

Virgil Malloy: Doesn't this guy believe in fresh air?

Rusty Ryan: He opens the second floor window every now and then.

Virgil Malloy: What does that mean?

Rusty Ryan: It means he opens the second floor window every now and then.

Rusty Ryan: Of course, we haven't considered the most obvious solution.

Danny Ocean: Oh yeah?

Rusty Ryan: We could turn ourselves in. Go to jail. Nothing Benedict could do to us there.

Danny Ocean: Yeah, good idea. We all go to the cops and confess to the Bellagio robbery. That averages twenty years for grand larceny for each of us. Yeah, that'd teach him.

Hector: You speak of war as if it's a game. But how many wives wait at Troy's gates for husbands they'll never see again?

Achilles: Perhaps your brother can comfort them. I hear he's good at charming other men's wives.

Achilles: Before my time is over, I will look down upon your corpse and smile.