George Clooney (back to the G list / C list)

Harry Pfarrer: Go around the corner, we'll do it in the back.

Katie Cox: You're so coarse.

Harry Pfarrer: Back of the car... not the rear entry situation...

Harry Pfarrer: Maybe I can get a run in.

Harry Pfarrer: Oh my fuck... I just killed a fucking spook!

Harry Pfarrer: Who the fuck do you work for, you fucker?

Doug Ross: Dr. Weaver and the sound of her own voice. A love story.

Carlos: What? Were they psychos, or...?

Seth Gecko: They look like psychos? Is that what they looked like? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits 'em. I don't give a fuck how crazy they are!

Seth Gecko: So what are you, Jacob? A faithless preacher? Or a mean motherfucking servant of God?

Jacob Fuller: I'm a mean hm... hm... servant of God.

Seth Gecko: Everybody be cool...you...be cool.

Willy Bank: This town might have changed, but not me. I know people highly invested in my survival, and they are people who really know how to hurt in ways you can't even imagine.

Danny Ocean: Well, I know all the guys that you'd hire to come after me, and they like me better than you.

Rusty Ryan: Are you alright?

Danny Ocean: Yeah, um, I just bit into a red pepper.

Rusty Ryan: Is that... are you... are you watching Oprah?

Rusty Ryan: Well, she said she liked surprises...

Danny Ocean: Uhuh, and?

Rusty Ryan: When I gave her one, she dropped the remote on the table and I put the towel back on.

Terry Benedict: You think this is funny?

Danny Ocean: Well, Terry, it sure as shit ain't sad.

Roman Nagel: You do know what a magnetron is?

Danny Ocean: Something that screws up the Greco?

Danny Ocean: You shook Sinatra's hand. You should know better.

Rusty Ryan: Relationships can be...

Danny Ocean: Sure.

Rusty Ryan: But they're also...

Danny Ocean: That's right.

Danny Ocean: Alright, well... I'll see you when I see you

Rusty Ryan: Hey, next time? Try keeping the weight off in between.

Danny Ocean: Hey. Settle down. Have a couple of kids.

Roman Nagel: He named it after himself.

Danny Ocean: Wait. Greco? Roman?

Roman Nagel: You obviously haven't served time in a British boarding school.

Danny Ocean: Do I look 50 to you?

Basher Tarr: Yeah.

Danny Ocean: Really?

Basher Tarr: Well, I mean, you know, only from the neck up.

Linus Caldwell: What did I say?

Danny Ocean: You called his niece a whore.

Rusty Ryan: A very cheap one.

Danny Ocean: She's seven.

Rusty Ryan: Of course, we haven't considered the most obvious solution.

Danny Ocean: Oh yeah?

Rusty Ryan: We could turn ourselves in. Go to jail. Nothing Benedict could do to us there.

Danny Ocean: Yeah, good idea. We all go to the cops and confess to the Bellagio robbery. That averages twenty years for grand larceny for each of us. Yeah, that'd teach him.

Danny Ocean: How old do you think I am?

Virgil Malloy: 48?

Danny Ocean: You think I'm 48 years old?

Virgil Malloy: 52?

Julia: Where the hell is my military liason?

Devoe: Colonel Thomas Devoe reporting as ordered, ma'am. I'm sorry about in there, sometimes my enthusiasm gets the better of me.

Julia: No problem. Would you like some coffee?

Devoe: I'd love some.

Julia: It's over there.

Julia Kelly: So do you think he set us up?

Thomas Devoe: Who?

Julia Kelly: Your friend.

Thomas Devoe: No.

Julia Kelly: How can you be so sure?

Thomas Devoe: Because he's my friend.

Thomas Devoe: I'm not gonna shoot you unless I have to. And if I have to I'll feel really bad about it. Now sit down!

Thomas Devoe: It doesn't make sense. You don't... you don't kill a Dimitri Vertikoff. There are certain rules - killing him isn't useful.

Julia Kelly: Is it ever?

Thomas Devoe: I don't know about these guys, but General Aleksandr Kodoroff doesn't ride around on a nuclear transportation train. It's like Ivana Trump on the subway.

Ryan Bingham: How much does your life weigh? Imagine for a second that you're carrying a backpack. I want you to pack it with all the stuff that you have in your life... you start with the little things. The shelves, the drawers, the knickknacks, then you start adding larger stuff. Clothes, tabletop appliances, lamps, your TV... the backpack should be getting pretty heavy now. You go bigger. Your couch, your car, your home... I want you to stuff it all into that backpack. Now I want you to fill it with people. Start with casual acquaintances, friends of friends, folks around the office... and then you move into the people you trust with your most intimate secrets. Your brothers, your sisters, your children, your parents and finally your husband, your wife, your boyfriend, your girlfriend. You get them into that backpack, feel the weight of that bag. Make no mistake your relationships are the heaviest components in your life. All those negotiations and arguments and secrets, the compromises. The slower we move the faster we die. Make no mistake, moving is living. Some animals were meant to carry each other to live symbiotically over a lifetime. Star crossed lovers, monogamous swans. We are not swans. We are sharks.

Natalie Keener: He broke up with me by text message.

Ryan Bingham: Wow. That's kind of like getting fired over the Internet.

Flight Attendant: Would you like the cancer?

Ryan Bingham: What?

Flight Attendant: Would you like the can, sir?

Ryan Bingham: I thought I was a part of your life.

Alex Goran: I thought we signed up for the same thing... I thought our relationship was perfectly clear. You are an escape. You're a break from our normal lives. You're a parenthesis.

Ryan Bingham: I'm a parenthesis?

Ryan Bingham: Anybody who ever built an empire, or changed the world, sat where you are now. And it's *because* they sat there that they were able to do it.

Ryan Bingham: All the things you probably hate about travelling -the recycled air, the artificial lighting, the digital juice dispensers, the cheap sushi- are warm reminders that I'm home

Ryan Bingham: If you think about it, your favorite memories, the most important moments in your life... were you alone? Life's better with company.

Alex Goran: I am the woman that you don't have to worry about.

Ryan Bingham: Sounds like a trap.

Ryan Bingham: You know why kids love athletes?

Bob: Because they screw lingerie models.

Ryan Bingham: No, that's why we love athletes. Kids love them because they follow their dreams.

Kara Bingham: You're awfully isolated the way you live.

Ryan Bingham: Isolated? I'm surrounded.