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[Pepper catches him in Iron Man suit.]

Virginia 'Pepper' Potts: What's going on here?

Tony Stark: Let's face it, this is not the worst thing you've ever caught me doing.

Tony Stark: Why are you trying to hustle me out of here?

Virginia 'Pepper' Potts: Your flight was scheduled to leave an hour and a half ago.

Tony Stark: That's funny. I thought with it being my plane and all, that it would just wait for me to get there. I mean, doesn't it kind of defeat the purpose of having your own plane if it departs before you arrive?

Tony Stark: Hmmm. Your eyes are red. Tears for your long lost boss?

Virginia 'Pepper' Potts: Tears of joy, maybe. I hate job hunting.

Tony Stark: Yeah, well, vacation's over.

Virginia 'Pepper' Potts: Tony, you have to go to the hospital. The doctor has to look at you.

Tony Stark: I don't have to do anything. I've been in captivity for three months. There are two things I want to do. One, I want an American cheeseburger, and the other...

Virginia 'Pepper' Potts: That's not going to happen.

Tony Stark: It's not what you think. I want you to call for a press conference now.

Virginia 'Pepper' Potts: Call for a press conference? What on earth for?

Tony Stark: Yeah, Hogan, drive. Cheeseburger first.

Agent Phil Coulson: I'm Agent Phil Coulson with the Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division.

Virginia 'Pepper' Potts: That's quite a mouthful.

Agent Phil Coulson: I know. We're working on it.

Tony Stark: Pepper, uh, how big are your hands?

Virginia 'Pepper' Potts: What?

Tony Stark: How big are your hands?

Virginia 'Pepper' Potts: I don't understand why...

Tony Stark: Get down here. I need you.

Pepper Potts: I only have 8,011 things to talk to you about...

Margot: I think we're just gonna to have to be secretly in love with each other and leave it at that.

James: You know what Monty Python used to say?

Helen: "Always look on the bright side of life".

James: No, "nobody expects the Spanish inquisition".