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Jackson Curtis: When they tell you not to panic... that's when you run!

Jackson Curtis: It's not just California... it's the whole world.

Monique Junot: He keeps putting his testicles all over me.

Lane Meyer: Excuse me?

Monique Junot: You know, like octopus? Testicles?

Lane Meyer: Ohhhh. Tentacles. N-T. Big difference.

Martin Blank: If I show up at your door, chances are you did something to bring me there.

Debi Newberry: You're a psychopath.

Martin Blank: No, no. Psychopaths kill for no reason. I kill for money. It's a job... That didn't come out right.

Rob Gordon: What came first, the music or the misery? People worry about kids playing with guns, or watching violent videos, that some sort of culture of violence will take them over. Nobody worries about kids listening to thousands, literally thousands, of songs about heartbreak, rejection, pain, misery and loss. Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I listened to pop music?

Rob Gordon: John Dillinger was killed behind that theater in a hail of FBI gunfire. And do you know who tipped them off? His fucking girlfriend. All he wanted to do was go see a movie.

Rob Gordon: Some people never got over Vietnam or the night their band opened for Nirvana.

Lou: It's the fucking 80's guys. Let's do what we want to do. Free Love!

Jacob: That was the 60's dipshit.

Adam: We had like Reagan and AIDS.

April: What happened to your...

Adam: I got stabbed in the face with a fork, I saw it coming, I avoided it, I didn't avoid it, it happened to me in a different way.