Robert De Niro (back to the R list / D list)

Paul Vitti: You know me?

Ben Sobel: Yes.

Paul Vitti: No, you don't.

Ben Sobel: Okay.

Paul Vitti: You see my picture in the paper?

Ben Sobel: Yes.

Paul Vitti: No, you didn't.

Ben Sobel: I don't even get the paper.

Paul Vitti: If I talk to you, and you turn me into a fag, I'm gonna kill you, you understand?

Ben Sobel: Well, let's define "fag", because sometimes, emotions can come up that...

Paul Vitti: I go fag, you die. Get it?

Neil McCauley: Roger Van Zant?

Roger Van Zant: Yeah, who's this?

Neil McCauley: You know who this is.

Roger Van Zant: Yes I do, yes I do. I sent a guy to deliver the package. He didn't call, is everything all right?

Neil McCauley: Tell you what, forget the money.

Roger Van Zant: What?

Neil McCauley: Forget the money.

Roger Van Zant: Wh...it's a lot of money. What are you doing? What do you mean, forget the money?

Neil McCauley: What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone.

Roger Van Zant: I don't understand.

Neil McCauley: 'Cause there's a dead man on the other end of this fuckin' line.

Carl Van Loon: So, Eddie Morra... And you do know you're a freak? What's your secret?

Eddie Morra: Medication.

Carl Van Loon: Your powers are a gift from God, or whoever the hell wrote your life script.

Carl Van Loon: You do not know what I know because you have not earned those powers. You're careless with those powers, you flaunt them and you throw them around like a brat with his trust-fund. You haven't had to climb up all the greasy little rungs. You haven't been bored blind at the fundraisers. You haven't done the time and that first marriage to the girl with the right father. You think you can leap over all in a single bound. You haven't had to bribe or charm or threat your way to a seat at that table. You don't know how to assess your competition because you haven't competed. Don't make me your competition.

Jack Byrnes: I'm watching you.

Greg Focker: Yeah, well I have eyes too, so I'll be watching you... watching me.

Jack Byrnes: Are you still physically attracted to my daughter, Greg?

Greg Focker: To Pam? Are you kidding? Yes. Jack, there's never been a problem with that.

Jack Byrnes: Even after her body's endured the hellish ordeal of birthing twins?

Greg Focker: Yes. Even after that. It's still... It's all good. It's all good under the hood.

Jack Byrnes: That's disgusting.

Jack Byrnes: If I go down, Greg, I need to know someone will be responsible for the whole Byrnes clan. So I ask you, Greg, are you prepared to be... the Godfocker?

Jack Byrnes: I'm not gay myself, but if I were gay, I would certainly be proud to choose a life partner like Gay Focker. And that's his actual name.

Jack Walsh: Here come two words for you: shut the fuck up.

Jack Walsh: I never took a payoff in my life and I'm not gonna to start with someone like you.

Jonathan Mardukas: Why not?

Jack Walsh: 'Cause you're a fuckin' criminal and you deserve to go where you're goin' and I'm gonna take you there. And if I hear anymore shit out of you I'm gunna fuckin' bust your head, I'm gunna put you back in fuckin' hole, and I'm gunna stick your head in the fuckin' toilet-bowl and I'm gunna make it stay there.

Travis Bickle: [Into the mirror] You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who the f**k do you think you're talking to? Oh, yeah? Okay! [whips out gun] Huh?

Travis Bickle: All the animals come out at night - whores, skunk pussies, buggers, queens, fairies, dopers, junkies, sick, venal. Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets.

Travis Bickle: Loneliness has followed me my whole life, everywhere. In bars, in cars, sidewalks, stores, everywhere. There's no escape. I'm God's lonely man.