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Quotes from Gene Wilder

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Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory quotes

Willy Wonka: Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple.

Mrs. Teevee: That's 105 percent.

Willy Wonka: A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.

Willy Wonka: So much time and so little to do. Wait a minute. Strike that. Reverse it.

Charlie Bucket: Mr. Wonka, they won't really be burned in the furnace, will they?

Willy Wonka: Well, I think that furnace is only lit every other day, so they have a good sporting chance, haven't they?

Willy Wonka: No, no, don't speak. For some moments in life there are no words.

Willy Wonka: How did you like the chocolate factory, Charlie?

Charlie Bucket: I think it's the most wonderful place in the whole world!

Willy Wonka: I'm very pleased to hear you say that, because I'm giving it to you.

Willy Wonka: The strawberries taste like strawberries, and the snozzberries taste like snozzberries.

Veruca Salt: Snozzberries? Who ever heard of a snozzberry?

Willy Wonka: The suspense is terrible... I hope it'll last.

Willy Wonka: Charlie, don't forget what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he he always wanted.

Charlie Bucket: What happened?

Willy Wonka: He lived happily ever after.

Mr. Salt: Wonka, how much do you want for the golden goose?

Willy Wonka: They're not for sale.

Mr. Salt: Name your price.

Willy Wonka: She can't have one.

Veruca Salt: Who says I can't?

Mr. Salt: The man with the funny hat.