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Batman Returns quotes
Max Shreck: Bruce Wayne, why are you dressed as Batman?
Catwoman: Because he *is* Batman, you moron!
Catwoman: I am Catwoman. Hear me roar.
Selina Kyle: Honey, I'm home. Oh, I forgot. I'm not married.
Batman: Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it.
Catwoman: A kiss can be even deadlier if you mean it.
Catwoman: I don't know about you, Miss Kitty, but I feel so much... yummier.
Selina Kyle: It's gonna be a hot time in a cold town tonight.
Bruce Wayne: You've got sort of a dark side, don't you?
Selina Kyle: No darker than yours, Bruce.
[Catwoman is hit by Batman.]
Catwoman: How could you?! I'm a woman!
Batman: I'm sorry, I...
[Batman is hit by Catwoman.]
Catwoman: As I was saying, I'm a woman and can't be taken for granted. Life's a bitch, now so am I!
Selina Kyle: Ok, Intimidate me, bully me if it makes you feel big. I mean it's not like you can just kill me...
Max Shreck: Actually, it's a lot like that.
Selina Kyle: It's the so-called "normal" guys that always let you down. Sickos never scare me. At least they're committed.
Selina Kyle: Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it.
Bruce Wayne: But a kiss can be even deadlier...if you mean it.
[Bruce and Selina realize each other's identities.]
Selina Kyle: Oh my god. Does this mean we have to start fighting?