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Quotes from Kevin Spacey

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American Beauty quotes

Lester: Here I am, jerking off in the shower. This will be the highlight of my day.

Lester: Janey, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go fuck himself and blackmailed him for almost $60,000. Please pass the asparagus.

Horrible Bosses quotes

Dave Harken: You can't win a marathon without putting some bandaids on your nipples!

LA Confidential quotes

Ed Exley: A hooker cut to look like Lana Turner is still a hooker.

Johnny Stampanato: Hey!

Ed Exley: She looks just like Lana Turner.

Jack Vincennes: She is Lana Turner.

Ed Exley: What?

Jack Vincennes: She IS Lana Turner.

Ed Exley: Why'd you become a cop?

Jack Vincennes: I don't remember.

The Usual Suspects quotes

Verbal Kint: The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

Verbal Kint: People say I talk too much.

Hockney: Yeah, I was just about to tell you to shut up.

Verbal Kint: How do you shoot the Devil in the back? What if you miss?

Verbal Kint: You think you can catch Keyser Soze? You think a guy like that comes this close to getting caught, and sticks his head out? If he comes up for anything it'll be to get rid of me. After that... my guess is you'll never hear from him again.

Verbal Kint: Keaton always said, "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him". Well, I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me... is Keyser Soze.

Verbal Kint: Back when I was picking beans in Guatemala, we used to make fresh coffee. Right off the trees, I mean. That was good. This is shit, but hey, I'm in a police station.