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Quotes from Wallace Shawn

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The Princess Bride quotes

Vizzini: Inconceivable!

Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Vizzini: I can't compete with you physically, and you're no match for my brains.

Westley: You're that smart?

Vizzini: Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?

Westley: Yes.

Vizzini: Morons.

Inigo Montoya: That Vizzini, he can fuss.

Fezzik: ...fuss...fuss... I think he likes to scream at us.

Inigo Montoya: Probably he means no harm.

Fezzik: He's really very short on charm.

Inigo Montoya: Oh, you've a great gift for rhyme.

Fezzik: Yes, yes, some of the time.

Vizzini: Enough of that.

Inigo Montoya: Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?

Fezzik: If there are, we'll all be dead.

Vizzini: No more rhymes now, I mean it.

Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut?

Vizzini: AARRGGHH!!

Vizzini: You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is, "Never get involved in a land war in Asia." But only slightly less well known is this, "Never go in against a Sicilian, when death is on the line." [Laughs and dies.]

Vizzini: Inconceivable! Give her to me. Catch up with us quickly!

Fezzik: What do I do?

Vizzini: Finish him, finish him - your way.

Fezzik: Oh, good. My way. Thank you Vezzini. Which way's my way?

Vizzini: Pick up one of those rocks, get behind the boulder. In a few minutes, the man in black will come running around the bend. The minute his head is in view, HIT IT WITH THE ROCK!

Fezzik: My way is not very sportsmanlike.

Toy Story 3 quotes

Buzz Lightyear: Hold on, this is no time to be hysterical!

Hamm the Piggy Bank: This is the perfect time to be hysterical.

Rex the Green Dinosaur: Should we be HYSTERICAL?

Slinky Dog: No!

Mr. Potato Head: Yes!

Buzz Lightyear: Maybe! But not right now!

Hamm the Piggy Bank: C'mon. Let's go see how much we're going for on eBay.