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Quotes from Ted Danson
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Frasier's Mother: [Referring to Diane] I understand you used to date that woman.
Sam Malone: That's right.
Frasier's Mother: How much would it take to start things up again?
Sam Malone: You don't have enough money.
Frasier's Mother: How do you know?
Sam Malone: There isn't enough money.
Sam: Diane, I've got a problem.
Diane: Who is she, and how many months?
Sam: What's new, Normie?
Norm: Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach and they're demanding beer.
Diane: Sam, may I have a brief word with you?
Sam: I suppose you could, but I doubt it.
Sam: I've never met an intelligent woman I'd want to date.
Diane: On behalf of all the intelligent women in America, may I just say: whew.
Sam: I'm Sam Malone, by the way.
Henri: Ooh. I've heard about you in France.
Sam: Oh yeah. You follow baseball?
Henri: No, stewardesses.
Sam: You drinking again?
Rebecca: Certainly not. I never stopped.