Anne Hathaway (back to the A list / H list)

Agent 99: Are you staring at my butt?

Maxwell Smart: No, no, I...I was, but I'm not...I'm staring again.

Agent 99: Max has no experience, and I don't want him as my partner.

Maxwell Smart: Well, that is a sucker punch to the gonads.

Larabee: I'll do it sir, I have no problem exposing myself.

Agent 99: Do you ever think before you open your mouth?

Larabee: No, I tend to just whip it out there.

Agent 99: Did you see anything while I was dancing?

Maxwell Smart: Just once, but I don't think you expected him to lift you that high.

Max: All I see is rats and poop. Oh, there's a rat riding on a piece of poop.

Agent 99: Shut up.

Agent 99: Be careful, these lasers will cut off anything they touch.

Maxwell Smart: Which is why wearing boxers was a bad idea.

Maggie Murdock: You are not a good person because you pity fucked a sick girl.

Maggie Murdock: I'm gonna need you more than you need me.

Jamie Randall: That's okay.

Maggie Murdock: No it's not! It isn't *fair*! I have places to go!

Jamie Randall: You'll go there. I just may have to carry you.

Maggie Murdock: ...I can't ask you to do that.

Jamie Randall: You didn't.

Jamie Randall: I need you.

Maggie Murdock: Please go away.

Jamie Randall: I drove a really long way to say that!

Maggie Murdock: What, am I supposed to be impressed?

Jamie Randall: I don't know, yes?

Kym: [Late to rehab meeting, knocking over a chair.] Cocksucker!

Kieran: Uh, only once. My dealer. I was very hard up for cash.

Kym: I am Shiva the destroyer, your harbinger of doom this evening.

Kym: You're a lawyer?

Kieran: Was. For about five minutes.

Kym: Say something Legal.

Kieran: Tort.

Fernando: You two are coming with me.

Jewel: In your little monkey dreams.

Jewel: Luiz is a bulldog?

Luiz: You got anything against bulldogs?

Jewel: Only the ones that slobber on me.

Luiz: It's a medical condition!

Jewel: Play dead.

Blu: I don't need to play dead, I'm about to have a heart attack.

Jewel: Aw, this is great. I'm chained to the only bird in the world who can't fly! Is there anything else I need to know?

Blu: Yes. I can't fly, I pick my beak, and once in a while I pee in the birdbath!

Fernando: You two are coming with me.

Jewel: In your little monkey dreams.

Blu: You see, who needs flying?

Jewel: Birds! Birds need flying. Flying is... err... freedom, and, and not having to rely on anyone. Don't you want that?

Blu: Hmm, I don't know. Sounds a little lonely.