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Mean Girls quotes

Cady: You're not stupid, Karen.

Karen: No, I am actually. I'm failing almost everything!

Cady: Well there must be something you're good at.

Karen: I can stick my whole fist in my mouth! Wanna see?

Cady: No no no. Anything else?

Karen: Well, I'm kinda psychic. I have a fifth sense.

Cady: What do you mean?

Karen: It's like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it's going to rain.

Cady: Really? That's amazing.

Karen: Well, they can tell when it's raining.

Cady: Half the people in this room are mad at me, and the other half only like me because they think I pushed somebody in front a bus, so that's not good.

Cady's dad: Hey, how was school?

Cady: Fine.

Cady's mum: Were people nice?

Cady: No.

Cady's dad: Did you make any friends?

Cady: Yes.

Cady: Wait Regina, I didn't mean for this to happen!

Regina: To find out that everyone hates me? I don't care!

Cady: Wait Regina, just listen!

Regina: No! Do you know what everyone says about you behind your back? Hmm? They say that you're a homeschooled jungle freak that's a less hot version of me! Yeah, so don't try to act so innocent! You can take that fake apology, and shove it right up your hairy c...

Cady: Regina said she'll talk to Aaron. And now she is. How can Janis hate her? She's such a good... SLUT!

Janis: What is that smell?

Cady: Oh, Regina gave me some perfume.

Janis: You smell like a baby prostitute.

Cady: Thanks.