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David Levinson: Must go faster.

Constance: Haven't you ever wanted to be part of something special?

David Levinson: I was part of something special.

Captain Steven Hiller: I ain't heard no fat lady!

David Levinson: Forget the fat lady. You're obsessed with fat lady. Just get us out of here!

David Levinson: You really think you can fly that thing?

Captain Steven Hiller: You really think you can do all that bullshit you just said?

David Levinson: A toast, to the end of the world.

Julius Levinson: David. What the hell are you doing?

David Levinson: Making a mess!

Julius Levinson: Yes, this I can see.

Julius Levinson: You punched the President of the United States!

David Levinson: He wasn't the President *yet*!

John Hammond: All major theme parks have had delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked, nothing.

Ian Malcolm: But, John, if the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.

Ian Malcolm: God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs...

Ellie Sattler: Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth...

Dr. Alan Grant: You married?

Dr. Ian Malcolm: Occasionally.

Dr. Ian Malcolm: I'm always on the lookout for the future ex-Mrs. Malcolm.

Dr. Ian Malcolm: Anybody hear that? It's an... It's an impact tremor, that's what it is... I'm fairly alarmed here.

Dr. Ian Malcolm: God help us; we're in the hands of engineers.

Dr. Ian Malcolm: You did it. You crazy son of a bitch you did it.

Ian Malcolm: Taking dinosaurs off this island is the worst idea in the long, sad history of bad ideas, and I'm going to be there when you learn that.

Ian Malcolm: Did you find him?

Roland Tembo: Just the parts they didn't like.

Ian Malcolm: It's fine if you wanna put your name on something, but stop putting it on other people's headstones.

Roland Tembo: The Rex just fed, so he won't be hunting for a while.

Ian Malcolm: Just fed? I assume you're talking about Eddie? You might show a little more respect, the man saved our lives by giving his.

Roland Tembo: Then his problems are over. My point is, predators don't hunt when they're not hungry.

Nick Van Owen: Yeah, only humans do.

Roland Tembo: Oh, you're breaking my heart. Come on! Saddle up, let's get this moveable feast under way!

John Hammond: Don't worry, I'm not making the same mistakes again.

Ian Malcolm: No, you're making all new ones.

Ian Malcolm: You sent my girlfriend to this island alone?

John Hammond: Sent is hardly the word. She couldn't be restrained.