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Title Mistakes Trivia Pictures Corrections Quotes Easter eggs Trailer
Clerks 14 18 1 11 8
Clerks 2 12 6 9 4 1
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 34 25 3 17 11

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Clerks quotes

[Repeated line]

Dante Hicks: I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Randal Graves: Which did you like better? Jedi or The Empire Strikes Back?

Dante Hicks: Empire.

Randal Graves: Blasphemy!

Dante Hicks: Empire had the better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father, Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All Jedi had was a bunch of Muppets.

Dante Hicks: Try not to suck any dick on your way to the parking lot!

[A man hears and heads after Veronica.]

Dante Hicks: Hey! Get back here!

Randal: This job would be great if it wasn't for the fuckin' customers.

Dante: Which ones?

Randal: All of them!

Dante: My girlfriend's sucked 37 dicks!

Customers: In a row?

Clerks 2 quotes

Dante: I love you, Becky.

Becky: I'm pregnant, Dante.

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back quotes

Quick Stop customer: Are you even supposed to be here today?

Dante Hicks: Don't get me started.