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10th Jan 2015

Chopping Mall (1986)

Robot: [After killing anyone] Thank you...have a nice day.

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10th Jan 2015

Chopping Mall (1986)

Ferdy: Look, I'm sorry if I made you angry, Linda.
Linda: It's not you, Ferdy. I'm just not used to be chased around a mall in the middle of the night by killer robots.

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10th Jan 2015

Student Bodies (1981)

Nurse Krud: Dead men tell no tales, but they fart.

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10th Jan 2015

Student Bodies (1981)

Football Coach: Wait a minute. Now, he could be our man. Look at him! Look at him! He's got blood on his hands!
Malvert: No, since accident, Malvert pee red. You know good urologist?

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10th Jan 2015

Student Bodies (1981)

10th Jan 2015

Student Bodies (1981)

[Phone rings.]
Ms. Van Dyke: I'll get it. I'm farthest from the phone.
Miss Mumsley: That makes sense.

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10th Jan 2015

Student Bodies (1981)

Toby: Who could have done these murders?
Hardy: I don't know. It could have been anybody.
Toby: Well, it can't be anybody. It's gotta be somebody.
Hardy: Of course it's somebody, but that somebody could be anybody.
Toby: Well, look, we didn't do it, right?
Hardy: Right.
Toby: So you can't say it could be anybody. We're anybody.
Hardy: True, but we're also somebody.

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10th Jan 2015

Student Bodies (1981)

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, in order to achieve an "R" rating today, a motion picture must contain full frontal nudity, graphic violence, or an explicit reference to the sex act. Since this film has none of those, and since research has proven that R-rated films are by far the most popular with the movie-going public, the producers of this motion picture have asked me to take this opportunity to say "Fuck you."
[The MPAA R-rating logo appears on the screen.].

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10th Jan 2015

Student Bodies (1981)

Principal Peters: Hasn't there been enough senseless killing? Let's have a murder that makes sense!

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18th Jul 2014

Thursday (1998)

[Ice has just wedged a gun under Casey's chin.]
Ice: You know what happens if I pull this trigger? Do ya?
Casey Wells: I repaint my ceiling.

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18th Jul 2014

Thursday (1998)

18th Jul 2014

Thursday (1998)

Dallas: Don't worry. I'm not gonna kill you til you cum. I'll let you betray your wife thoroughly.

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18th Jul 2014

Thursday (1998)

Casey Wells: There's a .45 in the fridge, and you grab a fucking frying pan!

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18th Jul 2014

Thursday (1998)

Casey Wells: You know what they did in Ancient Rome when a visitor violated somebody's hospitality? They cut off his dick and they nailed it to the fucking gate!

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