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Elena: Stop following me.
Noah: I'm not following you. I'm escaping in the same direction.

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Dr. Gillian Taylor: Don't tell me. You're from outer space.
Kirk: No, I'm from Iowa. I only work in outer space.

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22nd May 2023

Zootopia (2016)

Judy Hopps: What did you do that made Mr. Big so mad at you?
Nick Wilde: I, um... I may have sold him a very expensive wool rug that was made from the fur of a skunk...'s butt.
Judy Hopps: Oh, sweet cheese and crackers.

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Scotty: Finding retirement a little lonely, are we?
Kirk: You know, I'm glad you're an engineer. With tact like that, you'd make a lousy psychiatrist.

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22nd May 2023

The Muppet Movie (1979)

Fozzie: Ahh, a bear in his natural habitat: a Studebaker.

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12th Feb 2023

Batman Forever (1995)

Edward Nygma: [to Two-Face, as Batman interrupts a party] Your entrance was good, his was better. The difference: showmanship.

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12th Feb 2023

Batman Forever (1995)

Alfred: I'm sorry to bother you, sir, but I have some rather distressing news about Master Dick.
Bruce Wayne: What? Is he all right?
Alfred: I'm afraid Master Dick has... gone traveling.
Bruce Wayne: He ran away?
Alfred: Actually, he took the car.
Bruce Wayne: He boosted the Jag?
Alfred: Not the Jaguar. The other car.
Bruce Wayne: The Bentley?
Alfred: No, sir. The *other* car.

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Young Number Two: Dr. Evil, what are our plans regarding Austin Powers?
Dr. Evil: Austin Powers? He's the snake to my mongoose. Or the mongoose to my snake. Either way, it's bad. I don't know animals.

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20th Jul 2020

Captain Marvel (2019)

Carol Danvers: Did you have a rough day, Agent Fury?
Nick Fury: It was cool, you know? Had a space invasion, big car chase. Got to watch an alien autopsy. Typical 9-to-5.
Carol Danvers: So you saw one?
Nick Fury: I was never one to believe in aliens, but I can't unsee that.

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3rd Jan 2020

Joker (2019)

21st Nov 2019

Superman Returns (2006)

Perry White: Lois, Pulitzer Prizes are like Academy Awards. Nobody remembers what you got one for, just that you got one.

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21st Nov 2019

Supergirl (2015)

Event Horizon - S5-E1

Lena Luthor: I'm not a villain. I don't wanna kill Supergirl; I just want her to experience the same hurt she inflicted on me. And soon enough, she will.

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Wet - S12-E5

Olivia Benson: You get anything out of Skinny and Dipper?
Elliot Stabler: Yeah, he can't stop staring at her ass and she can't wait to never see him again.

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19th Jul 2019

White House Down (2013)

Stenz: Welcome to the White House, Mr. Tyler.
Tyler: I love what you've done with the place. The, uh, bullet holes really add to the décor.

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19th Jul 2019

White House Down (2013)

Walker: Carol, how are you still awake?
Carol Finnerty: Caffeine and patriotism, sir.

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19th Jul 2019

Criminal Minds (2005)

Minimal Loss - S4-E3

David Rossi: I 'd hoped you'd let me take the children.
Benjamin Cyrus: Nah, they're our protection. I remember Waco. We all do.
David Rossi: This isn't Waco.
Benjamin Cyrus: They stay for now, while I pray for God's guidance. Please don't try to force us out.

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Edmond Dantes: Death is too good for them. They must suffer as I suffered. They must see their world, all they hold dear, ripped from them as it was ripped from me.
Jacopo: You will need a better name than Zatarra if you are to accomplish that.
Edmond Dantes: Then I shall become a Count.

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