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Dante: My girlfriend's sucked 37 dicks!

Customers: In a row?

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When Dante is painting Veronica's nails, the position of their hands changes slightly when the camera cuts. See more...

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The Boom operator is credited as "Whoever grabbed the pole." See more...

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Clerks (1994)

Directed by Kevin Smith, starring Brian O'Halloran, Jason Mewes, Jeff Anderson, Kevin Smith, Lisa Spoonhauer (add more)

Genres: Comedy

Clerks mistakes

Mistake Continuity: The "No Shoplifting" sign is gone when Randal sells cigarettes to the girl.

Mistake Continuity: Dante gets fined for selling the 4 year old girl cigarettes at 4 o'clock. The girl was sold the cigarettes much before even 2 o'clock, before the store was closed for hockey on the roof.

Mistake Continuity: When Dante is painting Veronica's nails, the position of their hands changes slightly when the camera cuts.

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Clerks trivia

Mistake The only View Askewniverse film that does not feature either Ben Affleck or Jason Lee.

Mistake Kevin Smith wrote the part of Jay specifically for Jason Mewes, and based the character almost entirely off of him. Despite it being a nearly exact replica of himself, Jason was terrified at having to "act" it out in front of the camera. Kevin gave a months worth of lessons to Jason in how to act like Jason Mewes. They even had to get him drunk before almost every take just so he wouldn't tense up. He was so camera shy that during the scene where Jay and Silent Bob dance there are no crew members around. They had to turn the camera on, then everyone went into the RST Video so he could dance by himself.

Mistake The Boom operator is credited as "Whoever grabbed the pole."

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Clerks quotes

Randal: This job would be great if it wasn't for the fuckin' customers.

Dante: Which ones?

Randal: All of them!

[Randal reads a newspaper while a customer studies two rental choices.]

Customer: They say so much, but they never tell you if it's any good.

[Randal continues reading, not even ackowledging her]

Customer: Are either of these any good?

[Randal continues to read.]

Customer: Sir!

Randal: What?

Customer: Are either of these any good?

Randal: I don't watch movies.

Customer: Well, have you heard anything about either of them?

Randal: No.

Customer: You've never heard anybody say anything about either movie?

Randal: I find it's best to stay out of other people's affairs.

[The customer turns around, then turns back with the same two movies]

Customer: Well, how about these two movies?

[Randal still never looks up.]

Randal: They suck!

Customer: I just held up the same two movies. You're not even paying attention.

Randal: No, I wasn't.

Customer: I don't think your manager would appreciate...

Randal: I don't appreciate your ruse, ma'am.

Customer: I beg your pardon?

Randal: Your ruse. Your cunning attempt to trick me.

Customer: I only pointed out that you weren't paying any attention to what I was saying.

Randal: I hope it feels good.

Customer: You hope what feels good?

Randal: I hope it feels so good to be right. There is nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?

Customer: Well this is the last time I ever rent here...

Randal: You'll be missed.

Customer: Screw you!

[The customer storms out. Randal runs out into the street.]

Randal: Hey you're not allowed to rent here anymore!

Jay: Yeah!

[Repeated line]

Dante Hicks: I'm not even supposed to be here today!

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