Santa: Haven't you heard of peace on Earth, and goodwill toward men?

Lock, Shock, Barrel: NO!

Dr. Finkelstein: That's twice this month you've slipped deadly nightshade into my tea and run off.

Sally: Three times.

Oogie Boogie: It's Oogie's turn to Boogie now!

Jack: Forgive me, Mr. Claws. I'm afraid I've made a terrible mess of your holiday.

Santa: Bumpy sleigh ride, Jack?! The next time you get the urge to take over someone else's holiday, I'd listen to HER. [Points to Sally] She's the only one who makes any SENSE around this insane asylum! [Mutters to himself] Skeletons, boogie-men...

Jack: I hope there's still time.

Santa: To save Christmas? Of course there is! I'm Santa Claus!