Angelica: Treasure! There is a chest with jewels. Jewels with the power to rule the wind and tide.
Jack Sparrow: You're making that up.
Angelica: Wait! I am with child. Yours.
Jack Sparrow: I don't recall that we ever had...
Angelica: You were drunk.
Jack Sparrow: I've actually never been that drunk.
Jack Sparrow: Captain, I wish to report a mutiny. I can name fingers and point names.
Jack Sparrow: You walk like a girl.
Angelica: You would know.
Jack Sparrow: I support the missionary's position.
Angelica: [to Jack.] Admit it, you still love me.
Jack: If you had a sister and a dog, I'd choose the dog.
Jack Sparrow: Clergyman, on the off chance that this does not go well for me, I would like it noted here and now that I am fully prepared to believe in whatever I must, so that I might be welcomed into that place where all the "goody-goodies" get to go once they pop their clogs. Savvy?
Angelica: What were you doing in a Spanish convent, anyway?
Jack Sparrow: Mistook it for a brothel. Honest mistake.
Jack Sparrow: Did everyone see that? Because I will NOT be doing it again.
Gibbs: All part of the plan, yes?
Jack Sparrow: No.
Jack Sparrow: There'll be dangers along the way... Firstly mermaids, zombies... Blackbeard.
Jack Sparrow: You know that feeling you get when you're standing in a high place... Sudden urge to jump?. I don't have it.
John Harrison: You think your world is safe? It is an illusion. A comforting lie told to protect you. Enjoy these final moments of peace. For I have returned to have my vengeance.
Jack Sparrow: You lied to me by telling me the truth?
Angelica: Yes.
Jack Sparrow: That's good! May I use that?
Gibbs: I hear a rumor... Jack Sparrow is in London, hellbent to find the Fountain of Youth.
Angelica: That's hardly appropriate for the first mate.
Jack Sparrow: Was I the first?
Jack Sparrow: Have you been there?
Captain Teague: Does this face look like it's been to the fountain of youth?
Jack Sparrow: Depends on the light.
Blackbeard: If I don't kill a man every now and then, they forget who I am.
Angelica: Why is it we can never meet without you pointing something at me?
Answer: Although this has been a running gag throughout the series, the filmmakers probably felt it quite didn't fit into the storyline or else thought the joke had simply worn itself out. It may also have been intended to be used for promoting the film and in theatrical trailers.
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It should have been kept in. I thought it was funny.