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Little Fockers (2010) - 7 quotes

Directed by Paul Weitz, starring Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson, Robert De Niro, Teri Polo (add more)

Genres: Comedy

Bernie Focker: Will you get out of here so I can shtup my wife?

Bernie Focker: My two cents. The way you deal with Jack, no matter what he does, just smother that guy with kisses. He'll be putty in your hands.

Greg Focker: He's not a doctor.

Kevin Rawley: Not in the Western sense of the word.

Greg Focker: Not in *any* sense of the word.

Jack Byrnes: I'm not gay myself, but if I were gay, I would certainly be proud to choose a life partner like Gay Focker. And that's his actual name.

Jack Byrnes: If I go down, Greg, I need to know someone will be responsible for the whole Byrnes clan. So I ask you, Greg, are you prepared to be... the Godfocker?

Jack Byrnes: Are you still physically attracted to my daughter, Greg?

Greg Focker: To Pam? Are you kidding? Yes. Jack, there's never been a problem with that.

Jack Byrnes: Even after her body's endured the hellish ordeal of birthing twins?

Greg Focker: Yes. Even after that. It's still... It's all good. It's all good under the hood.

Jack Byrnes: That's disgusting.

Jack Byrnes: I'm watching you.

Greg Focker: Yeah, well I have eyes too, so I'll be watching you... watching me.

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