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Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010) - 27 quotes

starring Anna Kendrick, Brandon Routh, Chris Evans, Jason Schwartzman, Kieran Culkin, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Michael Cera (add more)

Genres: Action, Adventure, Comedy, Fantasy

Stacey Pilgrim: 17-year-old? Scandal.

Scott Pilgrim: Who told you.

Stacey Pilgrim: Wallace, duh.

Scott Pilgrim: That gossipy bitch.

Wallace Wells: You know me.

Scott Pilgrim: When I'm around you, I kind of feel like I'm on drugs. Not that I do drugs. Unless you do drugs, in which case I do them all the time. All of them.

Roxy Richter: Oh I'd love to postpone, but I just cashed in my last rain check.

Scott Pilgrim: Where's that from?

Roxy Richter: My brain!

Scott Pilgrim: I'm in lesbians with you.

Gideon Gordon Graves: Do you have any idea how long it took me to get all the evil exes' contact information so I could form this stupid league? Like, two hours! TWO HOURS!

Wallace Wells: Look, I didn't write the gay handbook. If you got a problem with it, take it up with Liberace's ghost.

Knives Chau: You stole my boyfriend. Taste my steel!

Stacey Pilgrim: I mean, did you really see a future with this girl?

Scott Pilgrim: Like... with jetpacks?

Scott Pilgrim: Hey so, can this not be a one-night stand? For one thing I didn't even get any. That was a joke.

Ramona V. Flowers: What did you have in mind?

Scott Pilgrim: Oh, come to this first round of this battle of the bands thing.

Ramona V. Flowers: You have a band?

Scott Pilgrim: Yeah, we're terrible. Please come.

Scott Pilgrim: What's the website for Amazon.ca?

Wallace Wells: Amazon.ca

Lucas Lee: The only thing separating me from her is the two minutes it's gonna take to kick your ass.

Knives Chau: I've never even kissed a guy before.

Scott Pilgrim: Hey... me neither.

Scott Pilgrim: We are Sex Bob-Omb and we are here to make you think about death and get sad and stuff.

Young Neil: He punched the highlights out of her hair!

Wallace Wells: Kick her in the balls!

Wallace Wells: Guess who's drunk!

Scott Pilgrim: I guess Wallace.

Wallace Wells: You guess right!

Scott Pilgrim: That's it! You cocky cock! You'll pay for your crimes against humanity.

Stacey Pilgrim: You should break up with your fake highschool girlfriend!

Scott Pilgrim: Wait who told you?

Stacey Pilgrim: Wallace.

Scott Pilgrim: He's not even conscious!

Wallace Wells: Okay, presumably, you may have just seen a dude's junk, and I'm very sorry for that... so is he.

Scott Pilgrim: You're pretentious, this club sucks, I have beef. Let's fight.

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