Mighty Aphrodite (1995) - 8 quotes

Linda Ash: You're married, aren't you?

Lenny Weinrib: How can you tell that?

Linda Ash: 'Cause you got that look.

Lenny Weinrib: "That look?" What... what look is that?

Linda Ash: That look like it's been a long time since you had a great blowjob.

Lenny Weinrib: You didn't see Schindler's List?

Kevin: No, no... that was the one with the Jews and the, um... who were the bad guys?

Lenny Weinrib: The Nazis. The blond guys were the Nazis.

Kevin: They were tough motherfuckers.

Max: Who is the boss between you and mommy?

Lenny Weinrib: Who is the boss? You have to ask that? I'm the boss. Mommy is only the decision maker.

Kevin: I've had 16 fights and I won all of them but 12.

Linda Ash: You didn't want a blowjob so the least I could do is get you a tie.

Linda Ash: I feel like I owe you a great fuck.

Lenny Weinrib: Achilles only had an Achilles heel, I have an entire Achilles body.

Greek Chorus Leader: Don't go any further. I know what you're thinking, Lenny, and forget it!

Lenny Weinrib: I can't forget it; the thought's been put in my head.

Chorus: Oh, cursed fate; certain thoughts are better left unthunk.