Great sites
Mistakes
When Paul puts the plaster on, a clean patch appears on his arm that wasn't there before. See more...
Trivia
Kevin James's real-life wife, Steffiana De La Cruz, plays "the lady with the kids in the mall." She takes a lingering glance as he rolls away on his Segway. See more...
Paul Blart: I took a sworn oath to protect this mall and all inside it.
Security Guard: Paul, we don't have an oath.
Paul Blart: I know. I made one up. It's hanging in my room.
Paul Blart: This lemonade is insane!
Vijay: That's because it's a Margarita, Paul.
Veck Sims: It's like my mother always said, if you want something done right, waste them yourself. I'm paraphrasing, but you get the idea.
Veck Sims: When are you gonna give up, Blart?
Paul Blart: How about now? I'll meet you on the corner of "NE" and "VER"!
Paul Blart: Safety never takes a holiday.