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Paul Blart: Mall Cop (2009) - 5 quotes

Directed by Steve Carr, starring Kevin James (add more)

Genres: Action, Comedy, Crime, Family

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Paul Blart: I took a sworn oath to protect this mall and all inside it.

Security Guard: Paul, we don't have an oath.

Paul Blart: I know. I made one up. It's hanging in my room.

Paul Blart: This lemonade is insane!

Vijay: That's because it's a Margarita, Paul.

Veck Sims: It's like my mother always said, if you want something done right, waste them yourself. I'm paraphrasing, but you get the idea.

Veck Sims: When are you gonna give up, Blart?

Paul Blart: How about now? I'll meet you on the corner of "NE" and "VER"!

Paul Blart: Safety never takes a holiday.

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