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Sydney Fife: Zooey, you're about to marry a pleasure giver, that's for sure. So beautiful Zooey, give it back. [Winks] Return the favor.

Sydney Fife: This is the man cave, there's no women allowed in here. I got a jerk-off station for God's sake.

Joyce Klaven: Peter always connected better with women.

Zooey: You know, I can see that because he is a great boyfriend.

Peter Klaven: Thank you fiancee.

Oswald Klaven: Also, you got to understand, Zooey, Peter matured sexually at a very early age. I remember taking him swimming when he was twelve-years-old, kid had a bush like a forty-year-old Serbian.

Peter Klaven: Oh come on!

Sydney Fife: Society tells us we're civilized but the truth is we are animals. Sometimes we just have to let it out. Try it.

Peter Klaven: Baaah!

Sydney Fife: Good. Now gently remove your tampon and try again.

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