Kung Fu Panda (2008)

Master Oogway: There is a saying: Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present.

Oogway: Your mind is like the water. When it is agitated it becomes difficult to see, but when you let it settle, the answer becomes clear.

Po: It is said that his enemies would go blind from over-exposure to pure awesomeness!

Tai Lung: You... You're just a big... Fat... Panda!
Po: I'm not a big fat panda. I'm *the* big fat panda.

Tai Lung: The Wuxi finger hold!
Po: Oh, you know this hold?
Tai Lung: You're bluffing. You're bluffing! Shifu didn't teach you that.
Po: Nope. I figured it out. Skadoosh!

Tai Lung: What are you going to do, big guy? Sit on me?
Po: Don't tempt me.

Mantis: Sorry, it's just hard to find the right nerve centers under all this...
Po: Fat?
Mantis: Fur. I was gonna say fur.
Po: Sure you were.

Po: The Furious Five! You look a lot bigger than your action figures! Except you, Mantis. You're about the same.

Po: There is no charge for awesomeness... Or attractiveness.