Motormouth Maybelle: [to Seaweed and Penny] Oh, so this is love? [She pauses and then smiles] Well, love is a gift, a lot of people don't remember that. So, you two better brace yourselves for a whole lotta ugly comin' at you from a neverending parade of stupid.

Penny Pingleton: [Totally serious] So, you've met my mom?