Oliver: This isn't a war. This is like humans fighting maggots. Or dragons fighting wolves. Or humans on dragons throwing wolves at maggots.

Tom Ryan: I've never been a good parent. Just ask my son.

Cindy Campbell: I did. What exactly is an "Ass Clown"?

Tom Ryan: That's not important right now.

President Harris: I never did like kids. Remind me to sign that abortion bill.

Oliver: We'll build our own tripods. Ours will have four legs.