Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006) - 14 quotes

Pintel: What's made this go all screwy?

Ragetti: Well, each man wants the chest for himself. Norrington, I think, is trying to regain a bit of honor; Captain Sparrow's trying to save his own skin; and Turner's trying to settle something twixt him and his twice-cursed pirate father.

Pintel: That chest must be worth a pretty penny.

Ragetti: Oh, it's a terrible temptation.

Pintel: If we was any kind of decent...we'd remove temptation from their path.

Elizabeth Swann: [After cuffing Captain Jack to the mast] It's after you, not the ship. It's not us. I mean, this is the only way, don't you see? I'm not sorry.

Jack Sparrow: Pirate.

Tia Dalma: But if you are to brave the weird and haunted shores at World's End then you will need a Captain who knows those waters.

Barbossa: So tell me, what's become of my ship?

Gibbs: Make ready to sail, boys!

Will: What about Jack? I won't leave without him. [Jack appears being chased by an army of cannibals.] Time to go.

Will: What baffles all men?

Tia Dalma: What indeed?

Gibbs: The sea?

Pintel: Sums!

Ragetti: The dichotomy of good and evil?

Norrington: So am I worthy to sail under Captain Jack Sparrow? [Points gun at Jack] Or should I just kill you now?

Jack Sparrow: You're hired.

Norrington: Come on then? Who wants some? Form an orderly line and I'll have you all one by one. Come on, who's fast?

[Elizabeth knocks him out.]

Elizabeth: I just wanted the pleasure of doing that myself!

Davey Jones: 100 souls. 3 days.

Jack Sparrow: You're a diamond mate. Send me back the boy, I'll get started right off.

Jones: I keep the boy. A good faith payment. That leaves you only 99 more to go.

Jack: Have you not met Will Turner? He's noble, heroic, terrific soprano! Worth at least four. Maybe 3 and a half. And did I happen to mention? He's in love with a girl. Due to be married. Betrothed. Dividing him from her and her from him would only be half as cruel as actually allowing tham to be joined together in holy matrimony, eh?

Jones: I keep the boy. 99 souls. But I wonder, Sparrow, can you live with this? Can you condemn an innocent man, a friend, to a life time of servitude in your name while you roam free?

Jack: Yep. I'm good with it. So do we seal in blood? Or ink?

Jones: 3 days.

Jack Sparrow: I want my jar of dirt.

Tia Dalma: Land is where you are safe Jack Sparrow. And so you will carry land with you.

[She hands him a jar of dirt]

Jack Sparrow: Dirt? This is a jar of dirt!

Tia: Yes...

Jack: Is the jar of dirt going to help?

Tia: If you don't want it give it back.

Jack: NO!

Tia: Then it helps.

Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum always gone?

[Walks a short distance groggily]

Jack Sparrow: Oh - that's why.

Captain Jack Sparrow: A dishonest man can always be trusted to be dishonest. It's the honest ones you can't trust.

Captain Jack Sparrow: You can mistrust me less than you can mistrust him.

Captain Jack Sparrow: You look bloody awful. What are you doing here?

Norrington: You hired me. I can't help it if your standards are lax.

Captain Jack Sparrow: You smell funny.