Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006) - 28 quotes

Lord Beckett: I'm afraid currency is the currency of the realm.

Elizabeth Swann: Then I expect we can come to some sort of understanding.

Beckett: I'm listening. [Elizabeth points a gun at him] I'm listening...intently.

Will Turner: [Looking at the picture of the key] This is going to save Elizabeth?

Jack Sparrow: How much do you know about Davy Jones?

Will: Not much.

Jack: Yeah. It'll save Elizabeth.

Elizabeth: There will come a moment when you have the chance to do the right thing.

Jack: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.

Jack Sparrow: How'd you get here?

Will Turner: Sea turtles, mate - a pair of them strapped to my ankles.

Jack Sparrow: Not so easy, is it?

Tia Dalma: You know I demand payment.

Jack Sparrow: I brought payment. Look, an undead monkey! Top that.

Norrington: You actually were telling the truth.

Jack Sparrow: I do that quite a lot, yet everyone is always suprised.

Pintel: You know you can't read.

Ragetti: It's the Bible, you get points for trying!

Jack Sparrow: You smell funny.

Jack Sparrow: Elizabeth, these clothes really don't suit you. It's either a dress or nothing. And I just so happen to have nothing inside my cabin.

Jack Sparrow: Hey Squidhead! I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt! Guess what's inside of it?!

Jack Sparrow: Elizabeth! [Turns around to face Gibbs] Hide the rum.

Elizabeth Swann: You're a good man, Jack.

Jack Sparrow: All evidence to the contrary.

Jack Sparrow: Come to join my crew, lad? Well, welcome aboard!

Elizabeth Swann: I've come to find the man I love!

Jack: I'm deeply flattered, son, but my first and only love is the sea.

Elizabeth: Meaning William Turner, Captain Sparrow.

Jack: Elizabeth? You know, those clothes do NOT flatter you at all!

Elizabeth: Jack, I know Will set out to find you. Where is he?

Jack: Darling, I am truly unhappy to have to tell you this, but through an unfortunate and entirely unforseeable series of circumstances that have nothing whatsoever to do with me...poor Will was press-ganged into Davy Jones's crew.

Gibbs: So we're setting out to find whatever this key unlocks!

Jack Sparrow: No. If we don't have a key, we can't open whatever it unlocks, so what purpose would be served in finding whatever needs to be unlocked without first having found the key that unlocks it?

Gibbs: So, we're going to find this key?

Jack Sparrow: What good is a key if we have nothing for the key to unlock? Please try to keep up!

Pintel: What's made this go all screwy?

Ragetti: Well, each man wants the chest for himself. Norrington, I think, is trying to regain a bit of honor; Captain Sparrow's trying to save his own skin; and Turner's trying to settle something twixt him and his twice-cursed pirate father.

Pintel: That chest must be worth a pretty penny.

Ragetti: Oh, it's a terrible temptation.

Pintel: If we was any kind of decent...we'd remove temptation from their path.

Elizabeth Swann: [After cuffing Captain Jack to the mast] It's after you, not the ship. It's not us. I mean, this is the only way, don't you see? I'm not sorry.

Jack Sparrow: Pirate.

Tia Dalma: But if you are to brave the weird and haunted shores at World's End then you will need a Captain who knows those waters.

Barbossa: So tell me, what's become of my ship?

Gibbs: Make ready to sail, boys!

Will: What about Jack? I won't leave without him. [Jack appears being chased by an army of cannibals.] Time to go.

Will: What baffles all men?

Tia Dalma: What indeed?

Gibbs: The sea?

Pintel: Sums!

Ragetti: The dichotomy of good and evil?

Norrington: So am I worthy to sail under Captain Jack Sparrow? [Points gun at Jack] Or should I just kill you now?

Jack Sparrow: You're hired.