News Producer: [looking at crashed airplane] Were you on that plane?

Ray: No.

News Producer: Shame. That would have made a great story.

Ray: They came from someplace else.

Robbie: What do you mean, like, Europe?

Ray: No, Robbie, not like Europe!

Rachel: I'm allergic to peanut butter.

Ray: Since when?

Rachel: Birth.

Ray: Can you think of a plan that doesn't involve your 10-year-old sister joining the army?