John: Come to Daddy...

[Jane beats him onto the floor.]

Jane: Who's your Daddy now?

Jane: There's this huge space between us, and it just keeps filling up with all the things we don't say to each other. What's that called?

Counsellor: Marriage.

John: That's the second time you've tried to kill me today.

Jane: Oh, come on. it was just a little bomb.