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John Constantine: So when a half-breed breaks the rules, I deport their sorry ass straight back to hell. I don't get them all but...I'm hoping to get enough to insure my retirement.

Angela Dodson: I don't understand.

John Constantine: I'm a suicide, Angela. When I die the rules say I got just one place to go.

Angela Dodson: You're trying to buy your way into heaven.

John Constantine: What would you do if you were sentenced to a prison where half the inmates were put there by you?

Angela Dodson: Well, this has been real educational... but I don't believe in the devil.

John Constantine: You should. He believes in you.

Angela Dodson: I guess God has a plan for all of us.

John Constantine: God's a kid with an ant farm, lady. He's not planning anything.

John Constantine: I did tell you to move the car.

Chaz: Yeah, well if you'd have told me that there was going to be a 300 pound mirror with a pissed off demon inside it falling from a window, I would've moved it further, John.

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