The Incredibles (2004) - 23 quotes

News Lady: It is time for their secret identities to become their only identities. It's time for them to join us, or go away.

Violet Parr: We act normal Mom, but I want to be normal. The only normal one is Jack-Jack, and he's not even toilet trained!

Bob Parr: Do you want to catch a robber?

Frozone: No. To tell you the truth, I'd rather go bowling. Look, what if we actually did what our wives think we're doing, just to shake things up.

Bob Parr: You can't run out of ice! I thought you could take the water out of the air!

Frozone: There IS no water in this air! What's your excuse, you've run out of muscle?

Bob Parr: I can't just go smashing through walls, the building getting weaker by the second, it's going to fall on top of us!

Frozone: I wanted to go bowling!

Helen Parr: Is this rubble?

Bob Parr: It was just a little workout, just to stay loose.

Helen Parr: You know how I feel about this Bob, darn you, we can't just go blow cover again!

Bob Parr: The building was coming down anyway...

Helen Parr: What? You knocked down a building?!

Bob Parr: It's OK kids, we were just having a discussion.

Violet Parr: Pretty loud discussion.

Bob Parr: What are you waiting for?

Little Boy: I don't know, something amazing, I guess.

Bob Parr: Me too, kid.

Mirage: Hello, Mr. Incredible. Yes, I know who you are. In fact, we have a lot in common. According to the government, neither of us exists.

Bob Parr: Shut it down, do it quickly, don't destroy it.

Mirage: Oh, and don't die.

Edna Mode: This is a hobo suit, darling, you can't be seen in it, I won't allow it! Years ago maybe, but now? Pheh!

Bob Parr: What do you mean? You designed it!

Edna Mode: I never look back, darling, it distracts from the now.

Bob Parr: You're the best of the best, E!

Edna Mode: Yes, I know, darling, I know.

Edna Mode: It is completely bulletproof and machine washable, darling, that's a new feature.

Edna Mode: It is completely indestructable, yet it breathes like egyptian cotton.

Syndrome: See, now you respect me, because I'm a threat. That's the way it works. There are cities, whole countries who want respect, and they will pay through the nose to get it. How do you think I got rich? I've created weapons, and now I have a weapon only I can defeat, and when I unleash into the...you sly dog! You got me monologuing!

Helen Parr: Now I'm losing him.

Edna Mode: What are you talking about? You are Elastigirl, my god, pull yourself together! What is this, some sort of question? He has reminded you he is Mr. Incredible, and you will remind him who are! So, you need to fight, then go, fight, win! And call me when you get back, darling, because I love frequent visits.

Syndrome: You sir truly are Mr. Incedible. I mean, I was right to idolize you. I knew you were tough, but tricking the probe by hiding under the boats of another super? Oh man, I'm still geeking out about it!

Syndrome: I'll be a better hero than you ever were!

Mr. Incredible: You mean you killed off real heroes so that you can pretend to be one?

Syndrome: Oh I'm real, real enough to defeat you, and I did it without your precious gifts, your oh-so-special powers.

Syndrome: And when everyone's super, no one will be.

Mrs. Incredible: Now our kids are in danger?

Mr. Incredible: Hey if you suspected danger why did you bring the kids?

Mrs. Incredible: I didn't bring them, they stowed away, and I don't think you're striking the proper tone!

Syndrome: You took away my future, I'm simply returning the favor. Oh, don't worry, I'll be a good mentor. Supporting, encouraging, everything you weren't. And in time, who knows? He might make a good sidekick.