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There are Chinese characters on the sign for the Chinese drive-through restaurant where the woman on the speaker always says, "And then?" The characters, read "hai you ne." In Mandarin this can be translated as "Is there anything else?" Or, as she says, "And then?" See more...
Dude, Where's My Car? (2000) - 12 quotes
starring Ashton Kutcher, Seann William Scott (add more)
Jumpsuit Chick #1: If you are Jesse and Chester, maybe we will give you erotic pleasure.
Jesse: That's us!
Chester: Right here!
Mr. Pizzacoli: A trained dolphin could deliver pizzas better than you two!
Jesse: But then the pizzas would get all wet.
Wilma: You'd better stay away from our boyfriends.
Wanda: You fake-breasted sluts!
Jesse: I do not want to go down in history as the guy who destroyed the universe.
Chester: How wasted were we last night?
Jesse: Well, I touched Christy Boner's hoo-hoo, were on the hook for two hundred thousand dollars to a transsexual stripper, and my car's gone. I'd say we were pretty wasted.
Chester: Is that a barn?
Jesse: Is it red?
Chester: No.
Jesse: Then it isn't a barn!
Chester: Dude, you just touched Christie Boner's hoo-hoo.
Jesse: Shibby!
Chester: Low five.
Jesse: Have you seen my car?
Christie Boner: Yeah.
Jesse: You have?
Christie Boner: Well, I saw the backseat.
Jesse: No, I'm talking about the whole thing.
Jesse: Dude, where's my car?
Chester: Where's your car dude?
Jesse: DUDE, where's my car?
Chester: Where's your car dude?
Jesse: I refuse to play your Chinese food mind games!
Jesse: Dude, this is an *emergency*!
Chester: So is this. It's a break-dancing stripper emergency!
Chinese Food Lady: And then?
Jesse: No "and then"!
Chinese Food Lady: And then?
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