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Dude, Where's My Car? (2000) - 12 quotes

starring Ashton Kutcher, Seann William Scott (add more)

Genres: Action, Comedy, Mystery

Jumpsuit Chick #1: If you are Jesse and Chester, maybe we will give you erotic pleasure.

Jesse: That's us!

Chester: Right here!

Mr. Pizzacoli: A trained dolphin could deliver pizzas better than you two!

Jesse: But then the pizzas would get all wet.

Wilma: You'd better stay away from our boyfriends.

Wanda: You fake-breasted sluts!

Jesse: I do not want to go down in history as the guy who destroyed the universe.

Chester: How wasted were we last night?

Jesse: Well, I touched Christy Boner's hoo-hoo, were on the hook for two hundred thousand dollars to a transsexual stripper, and my car's gone. I'd say we were pretty wasted.

Chester: Is that a barn?

Jesse: Is it red?

Chester: No.

Jesse: Then it isn't a barn!

Chester: Dude, you just touched Christie Boner's hoo-hoo.

Jesse: Shibby!

Chester: Low five.

Jesse: Have you seen my car?

Christie Boner: Yeah.

Jesse: You have?

Christie Boner: Well, I saw the backseat.

Jesse: No, I'm talking about the whole thing.

Jesse: Dude, where's my car?

Chester: Where's your car dude?

Jesse: DUDE, where's my car?

Chester: Where's your car dude?

Jesse: I refuse to play your Chinese food mind games!

Jesse: Dude, this is an *emergency*!

Chester: So is this. It's a break-dancing stripper emergency!

Chinese Food Lady: And then?

Jesse: No "and then"!

Chinese Food Lady: And then?

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