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When the saloon patrons pour through the swinging doors in pursuit of Packer, the same people are seen repeatedly. A relatively small number of extras are running around to the rear of the set and re-entering through the back so that they will appear to be a larger crowd of people. See more...
Trivia
As well the other "based on" entry, this is based on Packer's tales of the trip - tales that he would tell frequently changed in the re-telling. Also based, in large part, on Homer's "Odyssey", even including a cyclops. See more...
Cannibal! The Musical (1996) - 6 quotes
Directed by Trey Parker, starring Ian Hardin, Jason McHugh, Jon Hegel, Matt Stone, Trey Parker (add more)
[The travellers have run into a tribe of Indians, who are obviously Japanese]
Miller: Can you tell us what tribe this is?
"Indian" Chief: Hmmm... We are... Indians.
Miller: Yes, I see that, but... what Indians?
"Indian" Chief: You don't think we are... Indians?
Miller: No I just-
"Indian" Chief: We have... teepees...
Miller: I see that, but-
"Indian" Chief: Look... at all these teepees we have. Because... we are... Indians.
Packer: Yeah, they have teepees.
Noon: I may look tough and mean spirited, but I'm actually sensitive. An artist.
"Indian" girl: That's very interesting.
Noon: I paint. And I sculpt. With my hands...
"Indian" girl: That's very interesting too.
Noon: You have no idea what I'm saying, do you?
"Indian" girl: That's also very interesting.
Packer: So I ran and I ran as fast as I could.
Polly Pry: But you made it to Wyoming, right?
Packer: Yeah, but I probably would've been better off just letting them kill me.
Polly Pry: Why?
Packer: Ever been to Wyoming?
[Cuts to Packer in a large barren field.]
Packer: Uh, hello?
Polly Pry: Oh God! It sounds horrible!
Cyclops: You starin' at my eye??
All: No..no...
Cyclops: A Union Army Soldier did this to me in the big one. Any you boys fight for the Union Army?
Miller: Shucks no.
Bell: Shucky dang darn...
Cyclops: So you the boys been killin' all my sheepies with them traps...
Noon: Naw... we just now gots here...
Cyclops: Where you from?
Humphrey: Nashville.
Cyclops: Well, heck, it's good to see some southern boys. It's been a while. [Singing] Well I wish I was in the land of cotton, old times there are not forgotten, look away, look away, look away... [waits for others to finish]
Humphrey:... You stupid Yank.
Cyclops: You ain't southern boys!!
All: AAAAHHHHH!!!!
[At the Grand Canyon]
Packer: C'mon, we can just walk around it. It can't be that big.
Bell: You're gonna have to find a more constructive way to show your frustration.
Miller: Okay. Well fuck you. How's that for constructive?
Bell: Great. Now go to time out, mister.
Swan: We warned you.
Miller: Man, you guys are weird.
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